Drunk Lang

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

I put it in my coffee. Even got a flask at the shop.

That doesn't sound good. I couldn't imagine coffee and whiskey blending well together.

[Chief2ndzOnly!]

That doesn't sound good. I couldn't imagine coffee and whiskey blending well together.

It is absolutely delicious. But then again it could be an acquired taste, as I drink my coffee black with no cream or sugar. Only thing I need in my coffee is chicory.

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

It is absolutely delicious. But then again it could be an acquired taste, as I drink my coffee black with no cream or sugar. Only thing I need in my coffee is chicory.

I can understand that now.

I was picturing you tossing your crown into a big fancy Starbucks.

[Derranged]

George how you doing?

Lousy. Can't wait for this year to end.

Not that it would make much of a difference. I have to get back into my writing.

[BostonGuy]

Lousy. Can't wait for this year to end.

Not that it would make much of a difference. I have to get back into my writing.

Hey Jas, is that Bill Shakespeare? I can't see real well

[Derranged]

Hey Jas, is that Bill Shakespeare? I can't see real well

When my short story collection gets released I expect you to spend $2.99 on the ebook.

[BostonGuy]

When my short story collection gets released I expect you to spend $2.99 on the ebook.

Fine......

[Drunken Cat]

There was a fellow one time, who went by the handle of Nodogoshi.

He was an expatriate living in Tokyo.

He often liked to get drunk, and run around town.

He was even known to get head from a prostitute, now and then (though it did cost him a pretty penny).

The end.

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

There was a fellow one time, who went by the handle of Nodogoshi.

He was an expatriate living in Tokyo.

He often liked to get drunk, and run around town.

He was even known to get head from a prostitute, now and then (though it did cost him a pretty penny).

The end.

There was a fellow named Miburo as well, I was sure you were all the same but just changed names. I didn't pay that much attention back in the day.

[Drunken Cat]

This is a little ditty that I wrote one time, when my luck was running pretty low, things weren't going my way, and I was nearly at wit's end.

I saved this little song inside my head. And today, I would like to share it with all of you.


I'm down and out.

Broke as fuck.

Just a bloke. Down on my luck.

But I've got my white wine.

Some red wine too.

Blended scotch.

And fuck all else to do.

But to stream some fights.

And drink my booze.

I'm just a man.

With nothing left to lose.