Drunk Lang

[New England]

Who said anything about a serious relationship?

I said future, bro. Meaning someone loyal. WTF is the point of a 9 if she's flaky?

As for your question, I'd rather suck the clit of the 9, obviously.

short term sex object.

[ßringer]

What would you know about that, Dunn?

You probably bring a 9 back to your pad just to make her watch you light your ballsack on fire.

[HughJass]

hahahahaha more "russian special juice gone" me and the missus are nearly buzzed to bits , the sex is gonna be great later!!

[ßringer]

I'm so going to regret this **** tomorrow morning.

It's been like....a bunch of hours since I started drinking. I basically drank my weekend away.

[New England]

What would you know about that, Dunn?

You probably bring a 9 back to your pad just to make her watch you light your ballsack on fire.

what would you like to know?

i bring them back to my pad to listen to some of that smooth jazz, drink wine, and lay the girth. they're not all nines, but i don't need your cheap nutsack tricks.

i manscape, for the edification of inquiring minds. no ****. i'm not talking about the bald eagle, but i takes it pretty low.

[New England]

I'm so going to regret this **** tomorrow morning.

It's been like....a bunch of hours since I started drinking. I basically drank my weekend away.

some people do that every weekend. like our homie nogodoshi.

george is probably hugging the toilet seat of some manhattan dive.

[ßringer]

what would you like to know?

i bring them back to my pad to listen to some of that smooth jazz, drink wine, and lay the girth. they're not all nines, but i don't need your cheap nutsack tricks.

i manscape, for the edification of inquiring minds. no ****. i'm not talking about the bald eagle, but i takes it pretty low.

I like the way I drunkenly insulted you and you just used it as an opportunity to tell me that you trim your c*ck hairs.

[Oasis_Lad]

[HughJass]

[Danny Gunz]

Wild weekend came home tonight for a BBQ at my bros house... now I'm home drinking this god awful rum that my dad bought.

Seriously, being in college I have bought the bottom of the bottom shelf rum and this stuff is the worst I've ever tasted.