Drunk Lang

[Drunken Cat]

i'm a liquor man, i don't like the way beer taste. in all my years of drinking i haven't found a beer that i like, which sucks because a 6 pack is way cheaper than a bottle of liquor

This post just caused me to remember another thing from last night. I was drinking shots of crown with some Fillipina girls. I was chatting it up with one of them, and I tried to kiss her, but she dodged my attempt. I was fucking wrecked. I think that I called the old girl of mine as I left that place. Fucking whiskey. No wonder I blacked out.

I'm going back tonight. I tried calling a really hot Vietnamese girl I know who lives in the area, she wasn't available last night, but she asked me to come hang out tonight. I'm going with a couple Russian friends. We are gonna tear that town a new asshole.

[ßringer]

'Sup, Nodogoshi.

Sorry to hear you crashed and burned last night, man.

[ßringer]

I ran out of whiskey.

Thankfully, I found a nearly full bottle of long island iced tea mix in my fridge that my girlfriend apparently left here the last time she spent the night. Definitely not the most manly **** I've ever imbibed, but I wasn't about to let my great buzz dissipate without a fight.

**** is 75 proof but tastes like lemon water. I won't complain as long as I keep feeling it in my legs, though.

[ßringer]

****ing weak ass mother****ers passing out on me and leaving me in this thread by my lonesome.

****s.

[Drunken Cat]

Almost time to get ready to go.

Maybe I'll watch a little sumo first.

[ßringer]

I've got a 2 hour roadtrip to Virginia Tech in a few hours, but you don't see me slowing down, do 'ya?

Are you really into sumo, Nodo? What's the appeal. Explain it to an uncultured fat ****ing yank like myself.

[Drunken Cat]

'Sup, Nodogoshi.

Sorry to hear you crashed and burned last night, man.

The girl I'm going to see tonight is super hot. We'll see where drunkeness leads today.

[Drunken Cat]

I've got a 2 hour roadtrip to Virginia Tech in a few hours, but you don't see me slowing down, do 'ya?

Are you really into sumo, Nodo? What's the appeal. Explain it to an uncultured fat ****ing yank like myself.

For me, sumo is basically just another form of wrestling, and a very impressive one at that.

[ßringer]

Take a pic or two if you can.

I'm doing the whole committed relationship thing again, so I have a void for 'strange' you could help me out with.

[Drunken Cat]

Take a pic or two if you can.

I'm doing the whole committed relationship thing again, so I have a void for 'strange' you could help me out with.

The place I'm going is indeed strange. Like I said, it's a US military base town. Lots of bar girls and prostitution, as well as generally a lot of clubs and drunkenness. These sorts of places turn my stomach, but they are good for debauchery all the same. I am no morally than thou type of person.