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[Dirk Diggler UK]

Are you for real?

There is no doubt in my mind now that you have never stepped foot in London.

Where do you live? I distinctly remember squealpiggy pointing out your nearest premier league club and it was Chelsea or Fulham.

[Hull Slayer]

Sources tell me that Dirk is actually Kid Dynamite.

He did only start becoming known to me straight after Dynamite Kid left. Can't just be a strange coincidence. I can guarantee the guy has never stepped foot in London before. Tourists know their way round London better than him.

[Hull Slayer]

Where do you live? I distinctly remember squealpiggy pointing out your nearest premier league club and it was Chelsea or Fulham.

West Ham, Millwall, Charlton and Crystal Palace all closer to me than Chelsea and Fulham.

[Dirk Diggler UK]

West Ham, Millwall, Charlton and Crystal Palace all closer to me than Chelsea and Fulham.

Who's closer to you? Arsenal or Chelsea?

[Hull Slayer]

Who's closer to you? Arsenal or Chelsea?

Look at the map FFS.

If I'm in South London, Chelsea are West London and Arsenal are North London. What team would be closer to be using the most basic laws of navigation?

You have exposed yourself today Dirk. You've never been to London before in your life. This is hilarious.

[Dirk Diggler UK]

Look at the map FFS.

If I'm in South London, Chelsea are West London and Arsenal are North London. What team would be closer to be using the most basic laws of navigation?

You have exposed yourself today Dirk. You've never been to London before in your life. This is hilarious.

I know the answer. I just want you to answer. It's called a rhetorical question thicko.

[Hull Slayer]

I know the answer. I just want you to answer. It's called a rhetorical question thicko.

Well you did just say Chelsea and Fulham are the closest stadiums to where I live. So I just presumed you were ******ed, so spoke to you as such.

[Dirk Diggler UK]

Well you did just say Chelsea and Fulham are the closest stadiums to where I live. So I just presumed you were ******ed, so spoke to you as such.

I can't honestly remember where you live but I know you live closer to Chelsea than Arsenal which is why I made the joke about you being more likely to have gone to Stamford Bridge than Highbury as a kid.

Wasn't even a complex joke.

[Hull Slayer]

I can't honestly remember where you live but I know you live closer to Chelsea than Arsenal which is why I made the joke about you being more likely to have gone to Stamford Bridge than Highbury as a kid.

Wasn't even a complex joke.

You thought Chelsea was in South London. I need say no more.

[Dirk Diggler UK]

You thought Chelsea was in South London. I need say no more.

Where did I say that? Nowhere.....minor victories I guess.