It's like a Super Wal-Mart of Spam. Simply splendid, I'm sure you all agree.
I'll admit it, I've made mistakes. I've done things that, looking back, I probably shouldn't have done. But we can all say that, with the benefit of hindsight. All I know is that, at the time, I was doing what I thought was right, what I thought would benefit the chronics that reside at this forum. Some of those decisions have been difficult, and I have had to make statements which were unpopular at the time, and choices which the majority of you may not have agreed with. But, dear citizens, I was forced into making choices by the APATHY, IGNORANCE, and LAISSEZ-FAIRE ATTITUDE of others who had the power to make a difference, but chose not to. For these last few days I have trodden a righteous path, a path of TRUTH and VIRTUE, but a man cannot walk without the occasional odd stumble. It is when I stumble, dear citizens, that I rely on YOU, yes YOU, to help me to my feet so I may march on and fight in your name!
I have made mistakes in insulting your crystal like, fragile ego's my friends. I would not be human if I didn't. I'll apologize to your avatar's.. I mean "girlfriends" and I have one favor to ask of all of you.
Vote me in as your President elect for 09'. I would like to be the sole admin for this forum and I promise to turn your precious "points" economy into the most prosperous one your coke bottle glasses and beady little eyes have ever seen!
But most IMPORTANTLY....
I solemly swear and will promise to ban EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU from this site PERMANENTLY. It's for your own good. Reality and the human race itself awaits.
Help me. Help you. Help YOURSELVES.
I'll admit it, I've made mistakes. I've done things that, looking back, I probably shouldn't have done. But we can all say that, with the benefit of hindsight. All I know is that, at the time, I was doing what I thought was right, what I thought would benefit the chronics that reside at this forum. Some of those decisions have been difficult, and I have had to make statements which were unpopular at the time, and choices which the majority of you may not have agreed with. But, dear citizens, I was forced into making choices by the APATHY, IGNORANCE, and LAISSEZ-FAIRE ATTITUDE of others who had the power to make a difference, but chose not to. For these last few days I have trodden a righteous path, a path of TRUTH and VIRTUE, but a man cannot walk without the occasional odd stumble. It is when I stumble, dear citizens, that I rely on YOU, yes YOU, to help me to my feet so I may march on and fight in your name!
I have made mistakes in insulting your crystal like, fragile ego's my friends. I would not be human if I didn't. I'll apologize to your avatar's.. I mean "girlfriends" and I have one favor to ask of all of you.
Vote me in as your President elect for 09'. I would like to be the sole admin for this forum and I promise to turn your precious "points" economy into the most prosperous one your coke bottle glasses and beady little eyes have ever seen!
But most IMPORTANTLY....
I solemly swear and will promise to ban EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU from this site PERMANENTLY. It's for your own good. Reality and the human race itself awaits.
Help me. Help you. Help YOURSELVES.
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