The American System of Tipping is by far the best!

[Patty Tanager]

Greedy fat Yanks, suck my penis then you get a tip.

[Mizzou]

Pretty much true in all the bars I have been here in the States as well.

Yeah they always know who the jew tippers are. I only frecuent a couple of bars and they are rarely packed to the brim. I always use a tab anyways and just tip and the end. I think I have been real lit and shot you a late night text recently.