Imagine you're going to prison

[rizkybizness]

what? give up your manhood so easily? id ****ing do whatever, swing, punch, kick, bite, scream, head butt etc

but it's hard when you got a ganbang of dudes the size of Klitschko trying to make you a punk

Dude, what are you thinking?

You're going to get brutally raped either way, might as well lube up so it doesnt hurt so much. Plus it'll all be over faster.

It's all about the glass being half full not half empty.

[Texasboy34]

this is serious topic fellas, this could be the ultimate guide to survival in the prison showers, if any of you fools get locked up, this is the thread you can remember

if anyone can come up with skills of survival, post this **** here

You better hope the Squirrel Master saves your ass, cause when Nasty Nate gets that look in his eye you are gonna get served some penitentiary tube steak!

[Sweet Pea 50]

You better hope the Squirrel Master saves your ass, cause when Nasty Nate gets that look in his eye you are gonna get served some penitentiary tube steak!

[rizkybizness]

Let's go to prison?

[Boogie Nights]

Dude, what are you thinking?

You're going to get brutally raped either way, might as well lube up so it doesnt hurt so much. Plus it'll all be over faster.

It's all about the glass being half full not half empty.

so this is the general consensus that if you're going in the can you already make up your mind about getting raped, and just decide to go down without a fight?

you never know, cuz you might fight off those ****ers, and save your ass

[Sweet Pea 50]

Let's go to prison?

Damn it Rizo, why you got to work days, and I gotta work nights...

Naw, its Halfbaked.... "Gimmie your cocktail....FRUIT!"

[rizkybizness]

so this is the general consensus that if you're going in the can you already make up your mind about getting raped, and just decide to go down without a fight?

you never know, cuz you might fight off those ****ers, and save your ass

Unfortunately real life doesnt usually turn out like a movie. You can try to chop and kick them all to hell but the odds would be greatly stacked against you.

[rizkybizness]

Damn it Rizo, why you got to work days, and I gotta work nights...

Naw, its Halfbaked.... "Gimmie your cocktail....FRUIT!"

oh lmaooo

I remember that.

[BattlingNelson]

Might as well lube up to avoid any further damage.

Bbbbbwwwwwaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaahhhh.

[Derranged]

Pack ur ******* with razor blades.