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[Willy Wanker]

You can counter that move easily. Like John Kreese says, "sweep the leg."...

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The world would be a better place.

Shalom

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I remember reading about a bear at a Chinese zoo, but it was actually a man in a bear costume.

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I saw a lady pushing a cart full of items out of the door at Walmart a few months ago. Employee asked to see her receipt, she told him to "go f**k himself" and that was that.

An old dude over 65 years old making minimum wage isn't going to chase anyone out the door.

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Damn, why does it keep getting bigger?!?!?!...

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Used to go on that site often. The funniest thing I saw on there was a dude who had a parrot sitting on his hard dong like a perch lmao.

The worst thing I saw on there was a dead little girl who had her neck sewn back together after she was killed. That was literally the last time I went...

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I like drinking grey goose straight with no chaser. Most vodkas I mix or use a chaser.

I'm more of a beer and wine guy these days, but if I want liquor, whiskey or tequila are my first choices (just not on the same night)....

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Oh sht, I assumed it was in the fridge for two days, I guess the pizza did make you sick. Pizza has so much sodium and preservatives that it can last more than most other food at room temperature, but two days is a lot of time.

I like Grey Goose cherry myself. But go see a doctor if you...

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Weird, two day old pizza should still be good to eat. You could be sick from something else. Or maybe you have a troll living in your place and he's wiping his ass on your food when you're at work.

J/K, get well. Alhamdulillah my brother.

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Good stuff Cash.

Someday, you, me, and Nash will share some drinks. Zaroku will pay. ...

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Only the ones with the white sheets.

But really, I'll never be afraid of ghosts unless I meet one in real life....

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We need sharia law here in Cali.

Alhamdulillah, my brother.