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I think he should post a video of Gus fighting so I can decide whether or not to fly over there and knock him out!
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Ah but he wouldn't be able to... he'd get 3 years in jail, just because of what he knows....
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I believe Soviet Express. Lets be honest, according to him, he has 3 black belts 2 other belts in different martial arts! That alone is enough to convince me. Not to mention he is a nurse so even if you could hurt him he would just heal himself, but you probably couldnt hurt him anyway. So what if one boxer was destroying him to the point where his "primal instincts" it still makes total sense that he could take on 28 heavyweights in a row. Apperently, 1 white belt in the black arts (cue scary music) could take out one heavyweight fighter and we know this because its just plain common sense. He took out 28 white belts so that means he could take out 28 heavyweights in a row. See!?!? Even if one of those heavyweights was named Golota I bet he could withstand a 3 punch combo to the balls because his are made of steel. Plus he is trained by his comrade Gus who took on those same 28 people at the same time and took them all out. So now you must think, either him and Gus are untouchable or those 28 people that Gus himself trained are really bad, and I think the conclusion is obvious. I'm sorry for doubting you Soviet and I'm sorry to say I think you should quit boxing because you are just too good for it.
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LMAO, good stuff Dog, "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to LoftyDog again"Originally posted by LoftyDogI believe Soviet Express. Lets be honest, according to him, he has 3 black belts 2 other belts in different martial arts! That alone is enough to convince me. Not to mention he is a nurse so even if you could hurt him he would justE heal himself, but you probably couldnt hurt him anyway. So what if one boxer was destroying him to the point where his "primal instincts" it still makes total sense that he could take on 28 heavyweights in a row. Apperently, 1 white belt in the black arts (cue scary music) could take out one heavyweight fighter and we know this because its just plain common sense. He took out 28 white belts so that means he could take out 28 heavyweights in a row. See!?!? Even if one of those heavyweights was named Golota I bet he could withstand a 3 punch combo to the balls because his are made of steel. Plus he is trained by his comrade Gus who took on those same 28 people at the same time and took them all out. So now you must think, either him and Gus are untouchable or those 28 people that Gus himself trained are really bad, and I think the conclusion is obvious. I'm sorry for doubting you Soviet and I'm sorry to say I think you should quit boxing because you are just too good for it.
Hey Soviet you haven't explained to us yet how you could beat 28 in a fight but be getting your ass kicked bad in a sparring match that you kick him in the face. Where's your explination?Comment
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this is ***in worse than bruce lee nuthuggers, ur a ***in joke mate. do u call strikes to the neck and eyes the "black arts" or sumthing, any1 can do dat, u dont need 12 belts for thatComment
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He's been too thoroughly owned to reply to us :PComment
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careful master gus being so amazing can probably sense where u r at all times and will come beat the **** out of u. o and your 27 best friendsOriginally posted by supaduckComment
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Hopefully this dude has stopped posting cause man first of all I dont care who you are or what you know there is no one alive who could beat 28 people all at once. **** man unless you are really ****ing good I dont see one man beating more than 2 or 3 at a time. Man I live in toronto ontario and if you want to prove it I can get 6 or 7 buddies of mine who have no fight training we'll go at you and we'll see what happens.Comment
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Originally posted by mgkirkpatrick
If you can see master gus, he can see you. If you can't see master gus you may be only seconds away from death.Comment
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Master Gus Vs. Chuck Norris...who wins?
I heard that Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. But I also heard Gus took on 28 professional heavyweight boxers at the same time blindfolded...and also there was a amature light flyweight!
Its a tough one...Comment
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