Forget body punches. Leg punches are a *****

[-Johannes-]

Oh man, that's just taken me back to one particularly ****** manoeuvre that I was very very fond of. I'd often angle my arms to block body shots and uppercuts with the points of my elbows. I got so much satisfaction from doing it but it was pure filth! . . . You can really damage your opponents hands but it almost always looks like they're at fault or it was an accident. Occasionally it would back fire and I'd burn my funny bone.

I was an assistant in the corner for one of my gym mate's fight and he took a huge hit towards the end of the round. He was still kind of stunned so to give him time, my coach purposely put too much vaseline on his face. As the round began, the ref called time and asked we remove the extra amount from his face. They were a few seconds, I recon it was 20 secs or so. Enough time to get some legs back and cut the momentum. Everyone knew we didn't on purpose even the ref he told us at the end of that round but we acted like we didn't lol.