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  • KillaMoose
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    Liver shot Pain

    so i was sparring yesterday against a southpaw who was lighter than me but strong and fast. he hit me with acouple body shots and afterwards i sparred with another dude who was a beginner but strong and he hit me with a bodyshot to my liver i felt it but i kept going and after the spar when i got home i started having pain on that side of my stomach so the question is how long does body shot pain last?
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    #2
    Originally posted by KillaMoose
    so i was sparring yesterday against a southpaw who was lighter than me but strong and fast. he hit me with acouple body shots and afterwards i sparred with another dude who was a beginner but strong and he hit me with a bodyshot to my liver i felt it but i kept going and after the spar when i got home i started having pain on that side of my stomach so the question is how long does body shot pain last?
    go see a doctor. a random forum is not the place to get advice.


    This is an example of a bullsheet diagnosis by the forums, who ARE NOT DOCTORs

    Dr. Rockin' thinks that you may have ruptured your liver. My advice, lay as flat as you can until it stops hurting. If you should get up and your legs feet and ankles are swollen than it means that your liver is leaking. You could try 3 shots of alcohol of your choice to see if your liver can process it or not.

    If your legs are getting fat than you will want to drink some slightly watered down Elmers glue to plug up that leak. A few pin pricks in to your legs, a few on the bottom of your feet and all of the liver juice should be ringed out of the affected areas.

    Take two aspirin and call me in the afternoon, I sleep late.
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    GO SEE A REAL DOCTOR if the pain really concerns you.
    Last edited by Rockin'; 06-19-2014, 12:24 AM.

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    • nivek535
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      #3
      Originally posted by Rockin'
      go see a doctor. a random forum is not the place to get advice.


      This is an example of a bullsheet diagnosis by the forums, who ARE NOT DOCTORs

      Dr. Rockin' thinks that you may have ruptured your liver. My advice, lay as flat as you can until it stops hurting. If you should get up and your legs feet and ankles are swollen than it means that your liver is leaking. You could try 3 shots of alcohol of your choice to see if your liver can process it or not.

      If your legs are getting fat than you will want to drink some slightly watered down Elmers glue to plug up that leak. A few pin pricks in to your legs, a few on the bottom of your feet and all of the liver juice should be ringed out of the affected areas.

      Take two aspirin and call me in the afternoon, I sleep late.
      __________________________________________________ ____________

      GO SEE A REAL DOCTOR if the pain really concerns you.
      3 shots of alcoohl of your choice LOL

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      • Half_Step
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        #4
        that is the funniest sht i have ever read

        All joking aside, what you need to do is find the southpaw and the beginner and eat the hair of the boxer that bit you. Since you arn't really sure which one delivered the most work, you're going to have to eat both of their hairs.
        Last edited by Half_Step; 06-20-2014, 04:07 PM.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Half_Step
          that is the funniest sht i have ever read

          All joking aside, what you need to do is find the southpaw and the beginner and eat the hair of the boxer that bit you. Since you arn't really sure which one delivered the most work, you're going to have to eat both of their hairs.
          Hey maaaaan, you got anymo dat sheet you been tokin'?
          Eat hair?
          Last edited by Rockin'; 06-20-2014, 04:43 PM.

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          • Half_Step
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            #6
            Originally posted by Rockin'
            Hey maaaaan, you got anymo dat sheet you been tokin'?
            Eat hair?
            hair of the dog that bit you. look it up

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            • Rockin'
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              #7
              Originally posted by Half_Step
              hair of the dog that bit you. look it up
              ok, that makes sense.....

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              • nivek535
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                #8
                LOL oh man this thread

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                • mikey1990
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                  #9
                  Go see a doctor deffinently

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                  • James78
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                    #10
                    Funniest thread Ive seen in a quite a while

                    Seriously though, see a doctor to be on the safe side

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