I remember people laughed when i said punching a wooden fence can harden your knuckle

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  • Larry the boss
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    #21
    Originally posted by CarlosG815
    Monks will sit and lightly hit theirs fists off of an iron anvil or slab of iron placed in front of them. They do this constantly when they are sitting down. If you ever notice the size of their fists, they're massive. What happens is the bone will crack, calcium will seep out and harden creating bigger, denser, stronger bone... Or something to that effect. It has been years since I have seen it but you don't hit it hard, you just lightly tap it over and over with your fist.

    The monk, who had massive fists, said "If you hit iron, your fists will become iron."

    I will try to find a copy of it on youtube. It was on the discovery chan or something a few years ago.
    exactly..............

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    • RAV3N
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      #22
      Quik, lets all pull out a slab of iron and start punching it.

      I will stay with the heavy bag personally.

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      • -Huey-
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        #23
        I dont think this a very good idea Larry.

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        • The_Demon
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          #24
          Maybe they were just laughing at you in general

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          • MexiKneecanQuit
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            #25
            Is this a serious thread.

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            • killsomething
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              #26
              Originally posted by Rockin'
              You've probably also heard of the Legendary Iron Ballz aswell. It's an ancient technique that I've employed for years. It generally started for me at a very young age on the tettor-toter. I was standing there with the end of the teetor-totter between my legs. I told my buddy to jump on the other end for me, WHAP!! My nads took the blow as I crumpled to the ground in pain.

              Later, when I grew some fuzz I found another technique. In the locker room after a shower I'd whip out my junk, open the locker and set my nads right where the locker closes. Have a buddy give it a good front kick and WHAP!!! My nads took the blow as I crumpled to the ground in pain.

              Now that I am so seasoned at the Iron Ballz technique I enjoy going to night clubs and whispering dirty little words in the pretty ladies ears. Most hear the words, step back and give me a swift kick in the nads. WHAP!!! My nadz take the blow as I crumble to the ground in pain.

              Now granted, after all of this punishment my nads have grown thicker and calused and have become more accustomed to excepting the blows as the years have gone on.

              My latest technique has taken me all over the world as I take my nadz to the limit. I now am in a world renowned circus working in the baseball throwing tent. Customers throw basenalls at my nadz but few have good aim after their alcoholic adventures with the circus. But every once in awhile a young person with pin point accuracy will unload a cannon into my nutz. WHAP!!!! My nutz except the blow as I crumble to the ground in pain.


              You are never too old to start using this masterfull ancient technique. Now when I ride my motorcycle I like to whip out my junk and I am now able to take out mailboxes as I go speeding by, WHAP!!!! I crash and tumble as I lay there crumbled up in pain.

              You should start today and very soon you too could posses
              Iron Ballz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............Rockin'
              Promotional DVD or GTFO. ...no ****...

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              • Rockin'
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                #27
                Originally posted by killsomething
                Promotional DVD or GTFO. ...no ****...
                ****?........ lol, not in the least bit. Just trying to help the kid..............Rockin'

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                • Larry the boss
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                  #28
                  my fist are hard as bricks now..i kid you not

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                  • BG_Knocc_Out
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                    #29
                    Unless you're a monk who has all the time in the world to waste his time to punch walls, why the **** would you even need to harden your knuckles? The risk outweighs the reward, and what are you even going to do with harden knuckles anyway? Show your friends you can punch hard walls? You're a grown ass man...

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                    • Larry the boss
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                      #30
                      Originally posted by BG_Knocc_Out
                      Unless you're a monk who has all the time in the world to waste his time to punch walls, why the **** would you even need to harden your knuckles? The risk outweighs the reward, and what are you even going to do with harden knuckles anyway? Show your friends you can punch hard walls? You're a grown ass man...
                      i get into alot of street fights

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