my introduction and I want to turn PRO

[ADozenArrows]

Glad I read 6 pages then skipped to the end.

zzzz

[BG_Knocc_Out]

Hearnzs, you are the ****ing GOAT for that. This was easily the best sham ever. I ****ing hate you. Lmfao!!!!!!!!

[BG_Knocc_Out]

Whats funny is as I was reading thtrough the posts I missed, I was about to sig this,

hahah now dante probably thinks he is better and more experienced than Rocky Marciano because he is 50-0(in backyard bum fights though).

no lol I know professional fights are tougher and 49-0 is damn good but the fact that he named himself after a movie about boxing is pretty lame I think...............

Now I won't have a quote

[Яша]

Ok, I guess this has lasted long enough so I'll confess

I'm an alt, my main account is Hearnsz This has been fun though

but for **** sake, I wish you where real and not just an alt so ****in bad right now.

but we have to make this shure, you need to be contacted on ******* or something and then comfirmed to be just an alt. maybe you are real and now when you realise how bad you where you tried to make up a cover story of being an alt and this was just a joke. this aint done yet...

[shogunn]

[ticklegore_]

no **** it was fake.. dude u have way too much time on your hands

Very true. I've just had surgery so I pretty much can't do anything else

And yes there really is someone out there named Josh Spence, who keeps track of his backyard boxing record and calls himself Sugar Ray Spence. He also really claimed he "dodged like Ali".
Yesterday I also found out he wanted to turn pro in June at the TPS forums... I didn't even know that when I made this thread but I guess I wasn't far of the truth then

[mrboxer]

these videos keep getting funnier,this last one shows 2 beginners in the ring throwing wild punches,not even one punch connected they missed each other completely,it looks like a skit from a laurel and hardy film

[Guantánamo Bay]

1 round was all he had in em...

[Dirt McGirt]

the bones in my hands are pretty strong because I do certain exercises that I learned from Bruce Lee that strenghten the knuckles.......like hitting a tree over and over

This was an all-time classic, its my favourite quote from this thread. I'm kinda sad thats its not real, but its kept me highly entertained throughout the last few days so fair play!

[HitmanHaynes7]

u both are gassed out in 2 mins like little bitches... u would get smashed by a real boxer. ive dedicated 5 years of my blood sweat and tears in the gym and ring 2 have the right to call myself a boxer... u on the other hand are far from one!