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    seeing as how ive enlightened a lot of you as to how many streetfights ive been in in another thread i thought that im pretty qualified to teach about streetfighting, plus im a former convict

    right now im obese but when i was about 16-23 i was streetfighting nearly every week, mostly just scuffles with both guys landing a couple punches and then stopping but the occasional full blown punchup at that time i weighed about 225-250 so was not so much obese as solid and strong, it was only after i got out of prison (i left prison at about 240) i started getting really obese...so yeah last 3 years ive put on about 44 pounds lol

    anyway im thinking i could offer a few tips and tricks via PM for a few points on the side, like say 3 tricks/moves thoroughly explained could cost maybe oh i dunno 9000 points? every well explained move at 3000 points each?

    sounds fair to me, anyway just reply to this thread if anyone is interested

    i was taught to fight by an older cousin

    just an example: when i was 18 i knocked out a 30 or so year old mexican in the street with one punch, then 4 of his hombres rounded on me and started throwing punches i fought back with some wild swings and knocked one on his ass but the other 3 beat me down to the ground...i was beaten unconscious and was in hospital for 14 days broken jaw eye socket cheekbone 5 teeth missing 3 cracked ribs 50 % loss of vision in my left eye 20% loss of hearing in my left ear ruptured ear drum broken nose 20 stitches for a headcut and a fractured hand from knocking the original guy plus one of his hombres out lol

    so its not like i dont have experience, at age 26 i have 5 false teeth my nose has been broken twice i have several bad scars on my face half blind in one eye partial loss of hearing jaw cheekbone etc have all been broken.....

    i look at least 35 and many who meet me assume im part of some violent gang or im a washed up ex boxer...

    but strangely im not, im just a guy who has never taken crap and always stood up for himself

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    You're not a good advert for yourself

    Teeth missing? 3 cracked ribs? 50 % loss of vision in my left eye? 20% loss of hearing in my left ear? ruptured ear drum? broken nose? 20 stitches for a headcut? and a fractured hand?


    Surely what you should be saying is that your face and body is intact due to immense defense skills.

    Just a thought.

    I'm hardly going to ask advice from a bomb disposal expert who's got no limbs.

    Get what I mean.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by mojack View Post
      You're not a good advert for yourself

      Teeth missing? 3 cracked ribs? 50 % loss of vision in my left eye? 20% loss of hearing in my left ear? ruptured ear drum? broken nose? 20 stitches for a headcut? and a fractured hand?


      Surely what you should be saying is that your face and body is intact due to immense defense skills.

      Just a thought.

      I'm hardly going to ask advice from a bomb disposal expert who's got no limbs.

      Get what I mean.


      your sig is ****in great. I ****ing HATE scientologists. i live in clearwater their breeding ground.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by mojack View Post
        You're not a good advert for yourself

        Teeth missing? 3 cracked ribs? 50 % loss of vision in my left eye? 20% loss of hearing in my left ear? ruptured ear drum? broken nose? 20 stitches for a headcut? and a fractured hand?


        Surely what you should be saying is that your face and body is intact due to immense defense skills.

        Just a thought.

        I'm hardly going to ask advice from a bomb disposal expert who's got no limbs.

        Get what I mean.
        I don't know what's more ***** - this ALT's post or you're sig.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by EuroBoxing39 View Post
          seeing as how ive enlightened a lot of you as to how many streetfights ive been in in another thread i thought that im pretty qualified to teach about streetfighting, plus im a former convict

          right now im obese but when i was about 16-23 i was streetfighting nearly every week, mostly just scuffles with both guys landing a couple punches and then stopping but the occasional full blown punchup at that time i weighed about 225-250 so was not so much obese as solid and strong, it was only after i got out of prison (i left prison at about 240) i started getting really obese...so yeah last 3 years ive put on about 44 pounds lol

          anyway im thinking i could offer a few tips and tricks via PM for a few points on the side, like say 3 tricks/moves thoroughly explained could cost maybe oh i dunno 9000 points? every well explained move at 3000 points each?

          sounds fair to me, anyway just reply to this thread if anyone is interested

          i was taught to fight by an older cousin

          just an example: when i was 18 i knocked out a 30 or so year old mexican in the street with one punch, then 4 of his hombres rounded on me and started throwing punches i fought back with some wild swings and knocked one on his ass but the other 3 beat me down to the ground...i was beaten unconscious and was in hospital for 14 days broken jaw eye socket cheekbone 5 teeth missing 3 cracked ribs 50 % loss of vision in my left eye 20% loss of hearing in my left ear ruptured ear drum broken nose 20 stitches for a headcut and a fractured hand from knocking the original guy plus one of his hombres out lol

          so its not like i dont have experience, at age 26 i have 5 false teeth my nose has been broken twice i have several bad scars on my face half blind in one eye partial loss of hearing jaw cheekbone etc have all been broken.....

          i look at least 35 and many who meet me assume im part of some violent gang or im a washed up ex boxer...

          but strangely im not, im just a guy who has never taken crap and always stood up for himself
          You are offering tips on how to fight, but you have a list of injuries that would compare to a 3 car pile up! I think I'll pass on your offer of how to get stomped in a streetfight, but thanks anyway.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Roger Yomama View Post
            You are offering tips on how to fight, but you have a list of injuries that would compare to a 3 car pile up! I think I'll pass on your offer of how to get stomped in a streetfight, but thanks anyway.
            Guys wake up, that poster is obviously a troll.

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            • #7
              God this forum is turning into a joke....

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              • #8
                lol guys hes just stirring crap up ignore him

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                • #9
                  at least give us some tips thread starter.. if you know some **** give it up bro

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