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  • I need help getting a pro fight in Grimsby

    Only serious responses please.

    I'm 37, spent most of my life hanging out in a flat with my mate, who looks a bit gay.

    I need to get into this sport that I love, my style is like Valuev's, although not as effective because I am only 5'6.

    I know I can punch hard because I've hit myself a couple of times hard as hell and it really hurt. I didn't want to cry, but I couldn't control it because I had accidently thumbed myself in the eye.

    I almost became a great football player, but I wasn't able to because all of the kids at school kept on tackling me or else I always fell over when trying to kick the ball. Otherwise I would be very successful by now.

    My life keeps getting worse, I train very hard. I think some times over doing it because my knob can't get hard anymore after too much wanking, but I am determined to get big biceps no matter what so I keep going.

    I hate fighters like Guzman, who only come into a fight 34lbs overweight. They are ruining the sport, so I will avoid them and only face grossly obese midgets to begin with.

    Also I beat up some crackheads, but it was a fair fight because I was on a lot of anti-depressants and anti-schizophrenia medication at the time. Thankfully I decided not to take it anymore and am doing just fine.

  • #2
    How far are you willing to travel Howard?

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Jambo Boy View Post
      How far are you willing to travel Howard?
      I'll fight anyone, anywhere, anytime.

      My bicycle has a puncture at the moment though, so obviously that limits me a bit, but I'll fight any homeless person within a 2 mile radius.

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      • #4
        1/10 No originality at all. Jambo try again. The original was better.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Nu Jerzey Devil View Post
          1/10 No originality at all. Jambo try again. The original was better.
          It's not me, ****'ead.

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          • #6
            lol funny alt

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Howard Moon View Post
                I'll fight anyone, anywhere, anytime.

                My bicycle has a puncture at the moment though,
                Lol, need to get a malvern star old skool steelie man. Mines a chopper. Some punkture proof rubber just like ya should use for ya jonson.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Howard Moon View Post
                  Only serious responses please.

                  I'm 37, spent most of my life hanging out in a flat with my mate, who looks a bit gay.

                  I need to get into this sport that I love, my style is like Valuev's, although not as effective because I am only 5'6.

                  I know I can punch hard because I've hit myself a couple of times hard as hell and it really hurt. I didn't want to cry, but I couldn't control it because I had accidently thumbed myself in the eye.

                  I almost became a great football player, but I wasn't able to because all of the kids at school kept on tackling me or else I always fell over when trying to kick the ball. Otherwise I would be very successful by now.

                  My life keeps getting worse, I train very hard. I think some times over doing it because my knob can't get hard anymore after too much wanking, but I am determined to get big biceps no matter what so I keep going.

                  I hate fighters like Guzman, who only come into a fight 34lbs overweight. They are ruining the sport, so I will avoid them and only face grossly obese midgets to begin with.

                  Also I beat up some crackheads, but it was a fair fight because I was on a lot of anti-depressants and anti-schizophrenia medication at the time. Thankfully I decided not to take it anymore and am doing just fine.


                  Holy crap! I'm crying and my stomach muscles hurt. I have just had a fit and fell off my chair. Damn, whoever wrote that was on the ball.

                  Thanks for making my day.

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                  • #10
                    That was actually pretty funny. thumbs up

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