Yes My Name is THAULTIMATE for a reason

[Fidayin]

LMAO this guy is so funny, can't believe people actually get pist.
Am I the only one who sees the humor in this?
Keep them stories coming THAULTIMATE.

[makaveli_uk]

Today my trainer told me at the gym that since i have shown such abillity and talent over the past week of training that he can no longer help me improve in the gym. He said that there is only one person with the knowladge to teach me and that one person is me. He told me that i have shown such promise that everything he trys to teach me wont do anything because i am already a complete fighter on my own. He said he has never seen someone with such raw ability and talent ever in his 55 years training. Now i wasnt really that shocked to hear this all from him but still suprised. I know i possess all the talent in the world and it is my choice whether i want to be a world champion or not. My trainer also told me that all trainer are going to try and work with me because they see all the money im going to be making, and promotors will be all over me like hound dogs on hot cakes. He said dont pay anybody anything with all my talent i could have an 8 year old who has never seen boxing in his life in my corner not paying him anything and i will still win all my fights by way of knockout. I must say i am pleased.

And your telling him to learn to spell..

[makaveli_uk]

Is it me, or is this guy unbeleivably hard to get your head around.

You were exposed on like page 5 and we all knew you were talking moose **** on your first post.

Someone ban this jackass.

[minkster500]

Ah, this thread is pure gold. Kev and Joe got a big laugh out of this too. Keep em coming tough guy. Can't wait to see the next fight!

[RedArmySurplus]

keep it up THAULTIMATE, I have not laughed this much in ages, please show us another video....

props to Minkster500 for the youtube stuff, ****in' laughed my ass of

and THAULTIMATE, if you ever come to Australia I'll be waiting for you.....

[jberg]

this is now just my daily source of entertainment
i know for a fact calzaghe isnt currently in the states
gg

[THAULTIMATE]

Ok so earlier this morning i woke up to the most awful smell i have ever smelled in my life. I get up and covered my nose and mouth with with my hand. I first went into the kitchen and the smell got stronger and then i went to my bedroom and joe wasnt there, i went into my bathroom in my bedroom and turns out friggin joe left the most nasty thing i have ever seen in my toilet and he didnt flush, there was also a note taped to the mirror. Now here is the really ****ed up part, I always knew there was a reason i didnt like this guy one bit, one ****ing bit.

It said to Clyde (i have no idea how he knew my name was clyde i told him im ****ing Kevin) sorry i had to run, something big came up back home, also wasnt feeling to well. Maybe you can fly out to me sometime to come spar. Also on your cable bill you will have a PPV order for guys gone wild or something, This was a mistake i have no idea how i ordered this. Things are a bit differant here in the states my bad.

Well after i read this note i was so pissed beyond belief this guy is a coward, and he is a slob. Sorry guys i really wanted to video this sparring badly, but i guess his nerves got to him last night about sparring me, i guess that explains why he dropped a nuclear bomb in my toilet. Well i apologize to everyone but this sparring will have to wait to be taped for another time. I am going to knock his ass out in sparring when we do, i mean you dont invite yourself into another mans house and bomb his toilet and then run away leaving only a note, thats just cowardice and completely wrong. God i hate that guy.

[jberg]

yeah ^ dont you hate it when joe calzaghe comes to your house to sleep for a sparring session and then takes a dump in your toilet and orders ppv ****

[makaveli_uk]

yeah ^ dont you hate it when joe calzaghe comes to your house to sleep for a sparring session and then takes a dump in your toilet and orders ppv ****

Bahaha.. Niceeeee

[T-97]

Ok so earlier this morning i woke up to the most awful smell i have ever smelled in my life. I get up and covered my nose and mouth with with my hand. I first went into the kitchen and the smell got stronger and then i went to my bedroom and joe wasnt there, i went into my bathroom in my bedroom and turns out friggin joe left the most nasty thing i have ever seen in my toilet and he didnt flush, there was also a note taped to the mirror. Now here is the really ****ed up part, I always knew there was a reason i didnt like this guy one bit, one ****ing bit.

It said to Clyde (i have no idea how he knew my name was clyde i told him im ****ing Kevin) sorry i had to run, something big came up back home, also wasnt feeling to well. Maybe you can fly out to me sometime to come spar. Also on your cable bill you will have a PPV order for guys gone wild or something, This was a mistake i have no idea how i ordered this. Things are a bit differant here in the states my bad.

Well after i read this note i was so pissed beyond belief this guy is a coward, and he is a slob. Sorry guys i really wanted to video this sparring badly, but i guess his nerves got to him last night about sparring me, i guess that explains why he dropped a nuclear bomb in my toilet. Well i apologize to everyone but this sparring will have to wait to be taped for another time. I am going to knock his ass out in sparring when we do, i mean you dont invite yourself into another mans house and bomb his toilet and then run away leaving only a note, thats just cowardice and completely wrong. God i hate that guy.

Yh what a incredible coincidence.....