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  • THAULTIMATE
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    Yes My Name is THAULTIMATE for a reason

    well folks im THAULTIMATE and last week i started boxing, My first night in the gym i was approached by a proffessional named tyrone brunson or some **** doesnt matter the guy sucks, Well doesnt suck im just a great talent many believe. Well we get in the ring and tyrone throws a jab and right hand. I counter him with a right hand and he goes down. The first ****ing punch and this so called undefeated professional with 20 fights and 20 ko's in the first round goes down. I strike a pose, and a couple people in the gym take my pictures and some kids ask me for my autograph. Everybody in the gym now says im the next world champion, and even though they said i started at 29 im on my way to having every belt and beating mayweather and cotto.

    Guys if you have any questions about boxing like how to throw punches correct, how to beat professionals. If you would like to purchase an autograph, Dont be afraid to PM me.
  • Tuggers1986
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    #2
    Originally posted by THAULTIMATE
    well folks im THAULTIMATE and last week i started boxing, My first night in the gym i was approached by a proffessional named tyrone brunson or some **** doesnt matter the guy sucks, Well doesnt suck im just a great talent many believe. Well we get in the ring and tyrone throws a jab and right hand. I counter him with a right hand and he goes down. The first ****ing punch and this so called undefeated professional with 20 fights and 20 ko's in the first round goes down. I strike a pose, and a couple people in the gym take my pictures and some kids ask me for my autograph. Everybody in the gym now says im the next world champion, and even though they said i started at 29 im on my way to having every belt and beating mayweather and cotto.

    Guys if you have any questions about boxing like how to throw punches correct, how to beat professionals. If you would like to purchase an autograph, Dont be afraid to PM me.
    ****!!

    Not witty or funny.

    Try again.

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    • DA1CATAS
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      #3
      lmao.. I laughed at one part...


      Guys if you have any questions about boxing like how to throw punches correct, how to beat professionals.

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      • kayjay
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        #4
        Originally posted by Tuggers1986
        ****!!

        Not witty or funny.

        Try again.
        It's a little funny.

        We never stop getting new posters who say exactly this. Sometimes they become reasonable, regular posters (Vers, Catas); other times they never give up the joke (McCalister, White Hop, Hoskins).

        It just stays funny to me

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        • DA1CATAS
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          #5
          Originally posted by kayjay
          It's a little funny.

          We never stop getting new posters who say exactly this. Sometimes they become reasonable, regular posters (Vers, Catas); other times they never give up the joke (McCalister, White Hop, Hoskins).

          It just stays funny to me
          lol.. you put me in that category?


          Me and vers are some of the few who actually step in the ring though?

          lol how am i in that category... ya hurtin me man.

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          • THAULTIMATE
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            #6
            If anybody thinks this is meant to be funny, i just really dont see the humor in it. Im telling you a story that happened my first night in the gym, and you all think im just making it up. Well goes to show that not everyones a believer these days. I guess im just gonna have to get it on film when i go to the gym later today and spar with kelly pavlik who called me last night begging me for sparring after he heard about what i did last night to brunson. Im 100% serious here and if any of you think im lieing fly out to augusta georgia and bring it.

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            • kayjay
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              #7
              Originally posted by DA1CATAS
              lol.. you put me in that category?


              Me and vers are some of the few who actually step in the ring though?

              lol how am i in that category... ya hurtin me man.
              I'm just hatin on you and Vers . . . . .

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              • kayjay
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                #8
                Originally posted by THAULTIMATE
                If anybody thinks this is meant to be funny, i just really dont see the humor in it. Im telling you a story that happened my first night in the gym, and you all think im just making it up. Well goes to show that not everyones a believer these days. I guess im just gonna have to get it on film when i go to the gym later today and spar with kelly pavlik who called me last night begging me for sparring after he heard about what i did last night to brunson. Im 100% serious here and if any of you think im lieing fly out to augusta georgia and bring it.
                Oh yeah I heard Kelly was having trouble finding sparring partners

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                • DA1CATAS
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by kayjay
                  Oh yeah I heard Kelly was having trouble finding sparring partners
                  That'd be a dream sparring partner...

                  I'd prally be getting hurt the first few times though.

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                  • 2swell k-wells
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by THAULTIMATE
                    well folks im THAULTIMATE and last week i started boxing, My first night in the gym i was approached by a proffessional named tyrone brunson or some **** doesnt matter the guy sucks, Well doesnt suck im just a great talent many believe. Well we get in the ring and tyrone throws a jab and right hand. I counter him with a right hand and he goes down. The first ****ing punch and this so called undefeated professional with 20 fights and 20 ko's in the first round goes down. I strike a pose, and a couple people in the gym take my pictures and some kids ask me for my autograph. Everybody in the gym now says im the next world champion, and even though they said i started at 29 im on my way to having every belt and beating mayweather and cotto.

                    Guys if you have any questions about boxing like how to throw punches correct, how to beat professionals. If you would like to purchase an autograph, Dont be afraid to PM me.
                    Your full of ****

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