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Ok, so like you all know - i'm a teacher at a school.
There I am, sat at work and i got the kids working hard. I got them doing some drawings of me winning the P.A.L belt and one or two of them are crying cos they wanted to draw "My little pony" or some other ****. But i just stare them down and they're afraid to come to my desk - cos i'm doing damn push-ups on the damn table, and if they interrupt i make them do the same damn viscious work-out that i'm putting my own body through.
I'm talking about literally 50,000 sit ups and push-ups combined with 8 hours of intense pull-ups.
Dammit, one kid is such a dumb-ass - he keeps just forgetting MY RULES - and coming up to my desk.
I've put him through so many damn punishment workouts the boys nearly 1/5th as ripped as me. Little punk.
This little chump says he wanna be a damn PAL champion. What a damn fool -he's gonna have knock me out first, and this ***** be indestructable! Ya hear?
Anyway, back to class now. I got the kids building a damn cabinet for my tropheys in wood-shop, before they do an English class and read my biography that i wrote last week.
No flames - haterz!
There I am, sat at work and i got the kids working hard. I got them doing some drawings of me winning the P.A.L belt and one or two of them are crying cos they wanted to draw "My little pony" or some other ****. But i just stare them down and they're afraid to come to my desk - cos i'm doing damn push-ups on the damn table, and if they interrupt i make them do the same damn viscious work-out that i'm putting my own body through.
I'm talking about literally 50,000 sit ups and push-ups combined with 8 hours of intense pull-ups.
Dammit, one kid is such a dumb-ass - he keeps just forgetting MY RULES - and coming up to my desk.
I've put him through so many damn punishment workouts the boys nearly 1/5th as ripped as me. Little punk.
This little chump says he wanna be a damn PAL champion. What a damn fool -he's gonna have knock me out first, and this ***** be indestructable! Ya hear?
Anyway, back to class now. I got the kids building a damn cabinet for my tropheys in wood-shop, before they do an English class and read my biography that i wrote last week.
No flames - haterz!
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