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Oh man, only a few more weeks before i lay the hammer down on some sucker punk. I went and got myself weighed this morning down at the gym and i was like 70lbs over what i'm registered down for, but i'm like "what the ****!? - i don't care, i'll knock this sucker out anyway!". So i start training and everyones watching me because my handspeed is so immense and everyone is amazed considering how i'm a super heavyweight and i'm only 5ft 4.
So i'm throwing my jab out onto the bag and the room is just shaking, but thats cool, i'm used to it - but Tyrone Brosnan comes in and he's like "YO WHITE BOY! DIS ROOM BE SHAKIN TO MUCH, QUIT TRAININ SO HARD!" So i says to him, "I tell you what, spar with me...then we'll see whats shaking... it'll be you, once i give you terminal brain damage!".
So we enter the ring and he's a good 3 for 4 foot taller than me, but its cool - i mean i never had a chance when i'm out on the street. So what does it matter now. I'm just a tough street brawler with hell on my mind and with some hell to pay - no what i'm saying? The streets of Las Vegas are rife with crime and gangs and ****....luckilly i got the skills that kills and always have the best shipments of equipments.
The bell rings and to cut a long story short, Brosnan is knocked out in his corner and i go back to my heavy bag and start swinging some devistating shots again with my brand new Cleto Reyes gloves which look fantastic and I look fantastic.
What can i say, i hit hard! Mainly due to this technique i had since middle school - although i can't tell you suckers about it ... cos then we'd all be as fast as me.
Later losers. More punks to crush.
Oh yeah..and if you don't train like me..THEN YOUR A LOSER AND SHOULD QUIT! THIS IS BOXING!
So i'm throwing my jab out onto the bag and the room is just shaking, but thats cool, i'm used to it - but Tyrone Brosnan comes in and he's like "YO WHITE BOY! DIS ROOM BE SHAKIN TO MUCH, QUIT TRAININ SO HARD!" So i says to him, "I tell you what, spar with me...then we'll see whats shaking... it'll be you, once i give you terminal brain damage!".
So we enter the ring and he's a good 3 for 4 foot taller than me, but its cool - i mean i never had a chance when i'm out on the street. So what does it matter now. I'm just a tough street brawler with hell on my mind and with some hell to pay - no what i'm saying? The streets of Las Vegas are rife with crime and gangs and ****....luckilly i got the skills that kills and always have the best shipments of equipments.
The bell rings and to cut a long story short, Brosnan is knocked out in his corner and i go back to my heavy bag and start swinging some devistating shots again with my brand new Cleto Reyes gloves which look fantastic and I look fantastic.
What can i say, i hit hard! Mainly due to this technique i had since middle school - although i can't tell you suckers about it ... cos then we'd all be as fast as me.
Later losers. More punks to crush.
Oh yeah..and if you don't train like me..THEN YOUR A LOSER AND SHOULD QUIT! THIS IS BOXING!
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... very funny....
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