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My birthday was May 29th, I didnt post this yet but I figure its good for some laughs so why not. I was in training for a possible fight on June 2nd when I got into a car accident like on the 23rd. I then decided not to do the fight and since my birthday was comin I stopped training.
I had already kinda celebrated with family the day before, and didnt really have much planned so I ended up kicken it with some friends drinkin. Anyway, I live here in Vegas and they have a movie theatre here on the strip I never been too so I decided i wanted to go see a movie there, I didnt care what, so me and a friend roll there and we are gone off the alcohol. I had almost 2 40's of Old English on an almost empty stomach. we were staggering around and talkin to some girls in a parking lot. We're like runnin to get there before the last showing at 12:30 am, I aiint really runnin though cause I had some TIms on and you dont really tie Timbalands) so we get there and the only movie playin is Shrek 3 which is gay but whatever we mainly just act a fool anyway. So while were waitin to get popcorn some guy behind us has his hair dyed half red and half orange. My drunk ass says to him
Me -"You know Sakuraba?" ( an MMA fighter with same hair colors)
him - "who"
Me - "Kazushi Sakurba"
him - "no"
Me - "well he's a better mixed martial artist than you!"
haha. that brought up MMA and it turns out he had two brothers or friends with him and one trained MMA at Marc Laimons gym. I recently went there and did a free class. SO we talked alittle about MMA and then I ended up buying myself two large drinks cause I was tipsy off the alcohol, and a big ass popcorn and skittles. we get to the movie and do what we usually do act like idiots. The whole time me and my friend are talking and laughing and throwin popcorn at eachother. I spilt my whole bucket of popcorn all over the floor twice and even had the empty bucket on my head for awhile. I pissed in the back 4 times and was filming some of the movie ahaha. There was a group of girls that kept laughin when we said **** so it didnt seem like we were causin too much headache. Eventually its quiet and I pick up one of my large drinks completely full and throw it at my friends face, it didnt spill and he caught it and launched it back at me and the top flew off soakin me with soda and we both started laughin.
Then two of the three guys we talked with earlier jump up and started talkin **** about tryin to watch the movie and wanting to fight. SO I get up and they are like "We're leaving" and they run out the farthest exit, I love fighting and I was thinkin no you called me out so its go time. My drunk ass gets up and staggers and tries runnin out of the other exit to cut them off. I burst out the theatre and they are both standing there squared up. I charged at the one that said he trained MMA but I was so drunk that I actually charged at him like the Incredible Hulk would haha. I was literally going at him with my arms kinda out to the side like a monster ahahaha. He landed a quick but soft one two and I got in and grabbed him and ran him into the wall and landed with a nice right hand clean on the jaw. He held and then put me in a muay thai clinch and like spun off the wall so I tried runnin him across to the other wall and on the way one of my Tims fell off. So I drive him into the wall and with the momentum he hits the wall and I lose my balance cause of the shoe and fall flat on my face. I then realise my glasses are off (I wear glasses, theyre $500 dollars and IM basically blind with out them) so I sit up on my ass and the guy comes and nails me acouple times while Im actually sitin there sayin "Let me get my glasses, ay let me get my glasses" his shots werent hurtin and my drunk ass was focused on the glasses, he kneed me in the face like twice. I rolled and went to get up to get the glasses and he tried takin my back and gettin a rear naked choke, I defended and then he got up and took off runnin. I ran in the bathroom to wipe my face then ran after them but they dissappeared. His shots didnt hurt, but still I cant beleive I was drunk to the point to sit there not even trying to block and talking to the guy while he was gettin off some free shots. I really dont think it counts since I was drunk and full of oe, soda, popcorn, skittles, and celebrating my birthday. Sober I would actually fight like I always do and use my boxing, I would have destroyed him easy. If I hadnt fell on my face like and idiot he wouldnt have gotten those free shots. Out of all my fights this is only the second time someone got the better of it and both times it wasnt a fair fight. I went the next day to his gym but it was closed when i went. Ill find him there one of these days. I think the whole thing is hillarious though.
I had already kinda celebrated with family the day before, and didnt really have much planned so I ended up kicken it with some friends drinkin. Anyway, I live here in Vegas and they have a movie theatre here on the strip I never been too so I decided i wanted to go see a movie there, I didnt care what, so me and a friend roll there and we are gone off the alcohol. I had almost 2 40's of Old English on an almost empty stomach. we were staggering around and talkin to some girls in a parking lot. We're like runnin to get there before the last showing at 12:30 am, I aiint really runnin though cause I had some TIms on and you dont really tie Timbalands) so we get there and the only movie playin is Shrek 3 which is gay but whatever we mainly just act a fool anyway. So while were waitin to get popcorn some guy behind us has his hair dyed half red and half orange. My drunk ass says to him
Me -"You know Sakuraba?" ( an MMA fighter with same hair colors)
him - "who"
Me - "Kazushi Sakurba"
him - "no"
Me - "well he's a better mixed martial artist than you!"
haha. that brought up MMA and it turns out he had two brothers or friends with him and one trained MMA at Marc Laimons gym. I recently went there and did a free class. SO we talked alittle about MMA and then I ended up buying myself two large drinks cause I was tipsy off the alcohol, and a big ass popcorn and skittles. we get to the movie and do what we usually do act like idiots. The whole time me and my friend are talking and laughing and throwin popcorn at eachother. I spilt my whole bucket of popcorn all over the floor twice and even had the empty bucket on my head for awhile. I pissed in the back 4 times and was filming some of the movie ahaha. There was a group of girls that kept laughin when we said **** so it didnt seem like we were causin too much headache. Eventually its quiet and I pick up one of my large drinks completely full and throw it at my friends face, it didnt spill and he caught it and launched it back at me and the top flew off soakin me with soda and we both started laughin.
Then two of the three guys we talked with earlier jump up and started talkin **** about tryin to watch the movie and wanting to fight. SO I get up and they are like "We're leaving" and they run out the farthest exit, I love fighting and I was thinkin no you called me out so its go time. My drunk ass gets up and staggers and tries runnin out of the other exit to cut them off. I burst out the theatre and they are both standing there squared up. I charged at the one that said he trained MMA but I was so drunk that I actually charged at him like the Incredible Hulk would haha. I was literally going at him with my arms kinda out to the side like a monster ahahaha. He landed a quick but soft one two and I got in and grabbed him and ran him into the wall and landed with a nice right hand clean on the jaw. He held and then put me in a muay thai clinch and like spun off the wall so I tried runnin him across to the other wall and on the way one of my Tims fell off. So I drive him into the wall and with the momentum he hits the wall and I lose my balance cause of the shoe and fall flat on my face. I then realise my glasses are off (I wear glasses, theyre $500 dollars and IM basically blind with out them) so I sit up on my ass and the guy comes and nails me acouple times while Im actually sitin there sayin "Let me get my glasses, ay let me get my glasses" his shots werent hurtin and my drunk ass was focused on the glasses, he kneed me in the face like twice. I rolled and went to get up to get the glasses and he tried takin my back and gettin a rear naked choke, I defended and then he got up and took off runnin. I ran in the bathroom to wipe my face then ran after them but they dissappeared. His shots didnt hurt, but still I cant beleive I was drunk to the point to sit there not even trying to block and talking to the guy while he was gettin off some free shots. I really dont think it counts since I was drunk and full of oe, soda, popcorn, skittles, and celebrating my birthday. Sober I would actually fight like I always do and use my boxing, I would have destroyed him easy. If I hadnt fell on my face like and idiot he wouldnt have gotten those free shots. Out of all my fights this is only the second time someone got the better of it and both times it wasnt a fair fight. I went the next day to his gym but it was closed when i went. Ill find him there one of these days. I think the whole thing is hillarious though.
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