I went to the mal yesterday to test my boxing skills

[bobweaver]

i went in the mall yesterday all dressed up and ready, i had my outfit on my new trunks, my beater, my addidas boxing shoes, my fight gear headgear, we entered the mall me my trainer and my friend tony, tony had a cd player with him and kept playing eye of the tige over and over and over with it following me and my trainer, we started out going into ****s sporting goods, my trainer had me hitting the pads with him and then he had me start hitting the bags the store had on display, a couple minutes after i hit the bags, some *** comes over and starts yelling at us that this is not a ****ing gym wtf are we doing hitting the bags, my trainer then yells at him saying wtf are these bags hangin here for if they aint gettin hit ya wise ass, dont interrupt my guy while hes hitting the bags, this ******* keeps yelling to leave or hes gonna call security, as soon as he said this my trainer who looks like mick from rocky and sounds like him said ant take him out, He puts my mouthpiece in, and says ding ding, the look on the guy i started to beat on was of shock, i knocked him out in 6 seconds flat, it helped having eye of the tiger playing in the backround, my trainer then goes great fight kid your gonna be champ someday, he goes its time for us to take a step up i think your ready for it son, so i start following him im in the middle, Rick in the front and tony in the back with eye of the tiger playing, i had my hands on ricks shoulders as we walked through ****s and entered the mall, everybody was giving use dirty looks for some reason, we head down to the computer games store, rick goes ok son, use the jab let the combos come naturally cut off the store if they try to move around, trap them in the corner. I start in with my gloves up the eye of the tiger in the background, rick yells Get em son, i go to the firt guy a little geeky looking thing knock him out with the jab, all of a sudden from behind im hit with a stick in the back of the head, rick starts yelling get up get up ya son ofa ***** Ricky loves ya, i stand up to find 2 huge security guards right in front of me, RIck goes One more round One more round, i throw my jab but get quickly countered by a nightstick to the face, and knocked out cold, woke up in jail this morning, luckily my mom bailed me out.

[Chipper]

mr.angry > bobweaver

[KanMan]

this is the dumbest and saddest stroy ive ever heard

[Slotff]

Ahahaha, I don't even care how lame it is, or how fake it is, I laughed my head off.

[ME123]

I loved this story ha ha ha

[DA1CATAS]

this was almost as funny as the other story about the 8year old trynna stab sometime and gettin kicked in the head.

[danny stash]

that **** was funny as ****....I used to go around do some mall knocking myself..

[Hazmat]

This guys a *****. I used to pull the same **** at the girls soccer practices till I got a bit of an in grown hair and had to lay up for a while. And let me tell you those chicks are WAY tougher then the employees at ****s!

[itliangladiator]

Hahahahaha this is one of the best things ive ever heard. Keep up the hard work!

[bengidaro]

Why? It was funny but, why?