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Had to give a talk at some school
PTAwas all over my ass this week, especially since most of the mothers wanna get a peak of my jacked frame in the flesh, asking me to do some talk at the local school. They wanted a successfu; businessman like me to tell the kids what the **** to do if they wanna get rich n **** in life.
Usually i aint got time for **** like this but the court is all over my ass for wrecking the skull of some b1tch last month so its jail or this, either way they re wasting my ****ing time.
I rolled up at the school at 9am, got about 1000 faces at the windows, even the teachers are fighting to get a look. Principle comes running out, wouldnt stfu thanking me for coming, i was like "lets get this **** done",,I walk in and its some kinda kindergarten cop ****, i tower over these *******, everyone of them looked weak as ****, not a jacked fibra in sight. I start talking, telling these punks the kind **** i deal in running this town. Got a couple kids talking so i throw some di[ctionaries at their heads, didnt hear a sound after that. About 5 minutes in and thesr guys cant get enough, wanna hear how i burnt some rival club down with the ***** owner inside. TEachers laughing n **** hearing about me wreckin skulls every damn night, i got the kind of life these btches wished they had, not some boring assed teaching job.
I finish up, got a standing ovation. I tell em they got one question and not to waste my ****ing time with anything ******. ***** kids too scared to talk so the teacher asks me when im gonna run for mayor of this town, how they need a leader like mewho knows how to get **** done. im like "mayor aint **** to me, im gonna e running this ndamn country in 5 years"
Everyone starts clapping n cheering, so i give em a quick flex of my 18's, teacher damn near fainted, still had time to give me her number before i strutted the hell outta there. Kids r still clapping as i get to my car, and i speed off leaving em to choke in my fumes.
Usually i aint got time for **** like this but the court is all over my ass for wrecking the skull of some b1tch last month so its jail or this, either way they re wasting my ****ing time.
I rolled up at the school at 9am, got about 1000 faces at the windows, even the teachers are fighting to get a look. Principle comes running out, wouldnt stfu thanking me for coming, i was like "lets get this **** done",,I walk in and its some kinda kindergarten cop ****, i tower over these *******, everyone of them looked weak as ****, not a jacked fibra in sight. I start talking, telling these punks the kind **** i deal in running this town. Got a couple kids talking so i throw some di[ctionaries at their heads, didnt hear a sound after that. About 5 minutes in and thesr guys cant get enough, wanna hear how i burnt some rival club down with the ***** owner inside. TEachers laughing n **** hearing about me wreckin skulls every damn night, i got the kind of life these btches wished they had, not some boring assed teaching job.
I finish up, got a standing ovation. I tell em they got one question and not to waste my ****ing time with anything ******. ***** kids too scared to talk so the teacher asks me when im gonna run for mayor of this town, how they need a leader like mewho knows how to get **** done. im like "mayor aint **** to me, im gonna e running this ndamn country in 5 years"
Everyone starts clapping n cheering, so i give em a quick flex of my 18's, teacher damn near fainted, still had time to give me her number before i strutted the hell outta there. Kids r still clapping as i get to my car, and i speed off leaving em to choke in my fumes.
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