If Chuck Norris was a boxer...

[Velour]

I honestly don't know who the **** Chuck Norris is...

you never watched walker texas ranger?

[TheBlackWallStreet]

If Chuck Norris was a boxer, he would start at fly weight and move up threw all the weights, destroying everyone in his way, capturing more title then even exist! Just in case anyone was wondering.

Let me guess. You play WOW.

[elgaringo]

I honestly don't know who the **** Chuck Norris is...

The Way of the Dragon! No?

[Phantasm]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.

Too bad he never cries.

[Shanus]

Chuck Norris can make a cellphone out of:

Tree sap.
Childs blood.
And a Cellphone.

[joenypr]

Let me guess. You play WOW.

got no idea what your talkin about buddy. Does Chuck norris play wow?

[scap]

It is painfully obvious that most of you dip****s dont follow the sport very closely.

In in 1980 Chuck adopted a young kid named Terry, Chuck taught him everything he knew about fighting in general and instead of taking up the martial arts he found more of a love for the sport of boxing.

Lets see here Chuck's last name is Norris and he adopted a kid named Terry...can anyone guess who Chuck's step son is...one clue is that its not Orlin.

[BrooklynBomber]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.

Too bad he never cries.

Chuck Norris's laugh brings dead puppies back to life, too bad he never laughs.

[jack_the_rippuh]

Chuck Norris cumshot can impregnate your mom...too bad he wouldn't hit it.

But

[Toddy]

I honestly don't know who the **** Chuck Norris is...

WHAT! seiously mate all i can tell you is that if you ever meet the man in the street watch what you say lol