If Chuck Norris was a boxer...

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  • joenypr
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    #1

    If Chuck Norris was a boxer...

    If Chuck Norris was a boxer, he would start at fly weight and move up threw all the weights, destroying everyone in his way, capturing more title then even exist! Just in case anyone was wondering.
  • GunStar
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    #2
    Chuck Norris was a karate champ, he didn't even compete in kick boxing like the Don Dragon Wilson or the greatest Kick boxer of all time Joe Lewis who was Bruce lee's student.

    Chuck Norris will have a tought time beating a C level boxer.

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    • MaYaN_SuN
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      #3
      Chuck Norris peals oranges....with his eye lids.

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      • vB Martin
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        #4
        If Tom Cruise were a boxer, he would easily handle anyone under the Lightheavyweight limit. Did you see all that badass **** he did in Collateral?!?!? What boxer could stand up to such a badass?

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        • GunStar
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          #5
          I will enjoy Britney Spears beating me, I will get hard and harder everytime she hits me.

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          • -Antonio-
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            #6
            I thought all this Chuck Norris stuff was done with? I never got the craze in the first place

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            • hollister
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              #7
              Originally posted by boxingguy1226
              I thought all this Chuck Norris stuff was done with? I never got the craze in the first place
              No Cotto fan will ever get it lol

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              • Grimgash
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                #8
                Originally posted by hollister
                No Cotto fan will ever get it lol
                It was never that funny to begin with = / I admit I laughed a bit the first time seeing it, after that it became redundant =/

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                • Kball15
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                  #9
                  i loved that show. the worst acting ever. EVER!!! it was supposed to be an action show but id only watch it when i wanted a good laugh

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                  • Tha Greatest
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                    #10
                    I honestly don't know who the **** Chuck Norris is...

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