Comments Thread For: Tyson Fury Hopes To Be Better Than He Was Before When Boxing Resumes

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  • pollywog
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    #41
    All good 5kboxeo!

    Here's a piece lifted from a site...

    "Here is an excerpt from the opening sequence in The Last Boy Scout.

    Setup: Star running back Billy Cole receives a phone call at halftime of a football game, telling him he has to start scoring touchdowns, there’s a lot riding on this game. If he doesn’t, bad things will happen. Pressure on and popping some pills, Cole heads out to begin the second half, a crazed look in his eye…

    DOWN ON FIELD
    The huddle breaks.
    The L.A. team trudges through the snow to the line of
    scrimmage.
    Cole adopts a three-point stance.
    Everything happens in hyper-real SLOW MOTION:
    The snow falls. The receivers breeze past, in motion to
    begin their patterns. Moving like gazelles.
    Cole's fingers paw the cold earth. Gouging it.
    He is like a spring. Coiled and ready.
    The ball is snapped.
    Turf and snow. Erupting.
    A fire******* series of POPS as linemen collide.
    Legs churning.
    The ball floats through the snowy air. Pitch-out to
    Cole.He takes it on the run. Tucks it under his arm.
    Behind him, the quarterback bites the dust, leveled.
    Cole turns the corner. Picks up a blocker.
    Feet pounding. Arms pumping.
    Up ahead, the free safety barrels toward him. Low and
    hard.
    Cole does not blink. He reaches beneath his jersey.
    Pulls out a GUN.
    Pumps THREE SHOTS into the free safety's head.

    The bullets go straight through. On the back of his helmet.
    A mixture of blood and fiberglass.
    Cole keeps going, jogging for the end zone.
    Around him, sound. Fury. Impact. Confusion.
    Another defensive back. Straight ahead.
    Reacts with almost comical terror. Dives to one side.
    Cole FIRES. Blows out the guy's knee. Ends a career.
    Keeps going.
    We are now in full-scale panic.
    The players are fleeing the field. Shouts. Pandemonium.
    A few brave men gather around the fallen players.

    POLICE are on the field now. Running full out. They've got
    riot guns, ****ed and locked. Sprinting through the
    snow.
    Cole crosses the goal line. Touchdown.
    Drops the ball.
    Turns, facing the cops. His eyes are insane.
    The crowd is screaming. People are running back and
    forth like extras in the Keystone Cops.
    The first TWO BLASTS from the cops' RIOT GUNS go high and
    wide. One SHOT BLOWS APART the base of the goalpost.
    The forty-foot-high monument pitches over, collapsing
    like a wounded giant. Lands in a shower of snow and ice.
    Cole is oblivious to the bars crashing around him. He
    smiles and says:

    I'm going to Disneyland...
    Puts the GUN to his helmet. FIRES.

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    • Jack Rivers
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      #42
      Lol it's funny reading the back and forth keyboard karate going on here. Now i just gotta wait for my fan girls here to respond. Come on you cucks!!! You know who you are!

      I like fury, its a good story but how much if it is bs made for reality TV? It's too much of a stretch, a show and seems like it should have it's own series on lifetime.

      I get it, the guy has mental health problems and overcame them which we actually got to see and document his achievements. Its a great story and motivational piece for people struggling to find hope.

      Let's not forget, fury was always a partier, jokester and pretty much a prick. He was a tool back when calling someone a tool meant something. He was that guy that had too many drinks and was a complete d!khole and pretty much everyone wanted to smash his face...

      So then he falls off the deep end by partying after beating klitschko. If he truly wanted to achieve greatness as he claims, he would have focused on becoming undisputed but the glam and glory got the best of him like it did for Ruiz.

      All the racists Wilder haters seem to forget that he defended his title 10 times and didn't fall ill to his reckless demise like fury.

      A lot of boxers that retired (lewis, holyfield, foreman ect ) admit there's cheating and PED use that gets a blind eye... If they like you they'll turn the blind eye, if not like Miller, they'll grill ya. So I'm sure AJ is on something, and I'm sure fury popped dirty for eating boar kock.

      So furys story is a nice feel good selling point. That's his angle. Everyone deserves a chance to rebuild and redeem themselves and those who do, awesome. Yet you always get these cumdumpster kucks who are jealous because they can't change their lives so they go on forums like this and Facebook and spew all their bitterness and try to bring others down.

      You know who you are. You're the keyboard rangers who hear the bell and come running to your phones to puke all over yourselves with nonsense. Come on let's hear it ya cucks!

      Oh and i aint losing to no white boy either.

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      • petero
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        #43
        Originally posted by denium
        This is true, he had all his video editing tools open and ready to capture that perfect gif of Tyson getting KTFO.

        Then when he saw Fury administer Wilder the beating of a lifetime, his **** went soft and he went back to bed and asked his mum to tuck him in.

        Sad!
        Yeah he always goes in silent mode
        every time he gets exposed or maybe he's busy mopping the floors and scrubbing the toilets.

        This is too funny.

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        • James Hunt
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          #44
          Originally posted by theface07
          You're criticizing Fury yet you have a clip of him dropping Wilder. Do you actually like any of the current top heavyweights or are you just a troll who talks trash online?
          I don't support Fury in everything. he's an excellent fighter but crook as a person. I'm not a blind supporter.

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