Comments Thread For: Mike Tyson Once Offered Zookeeper $10,000 To Fight Gorilla

[5000boxing]

Iron Mike would have put that Gorilla on National Geographic ***** street with a right hand upper cut while Robin got wet..

Lmao!!! Yea right!! That Silver back will rip tysons right arm off an beat him with it.. While simultaneously butt raping Tyson! Lmao!!! Seriously doe, Silver backs are no joke.

[hansS]

He was probably drunk or high, he would change his mind in the morning when he regained his senses.

[Bunch Pag]

Although the suggestion would have been out of jest, It'd been funny if the attendant said ok..

Tyson would have **** bricks...

[Roberto Vasquez]

The Gorilla would kill Tyson.

But..... Tyson probably gets the first punch in. It could discourage the gorilla.

[PittyPat]

I honestly wonder how some of those big animals would react to a good right hand to the face from a human

Well now...

It's not a big animal in the predator sense, but here's what happens when a full-height highly-charged kangaroo takes a right hand square on the nose from a grown man who no doubt is running on adrenaline:



Reaction? Just fucking pissed him off, if anything. I don't even want to imagine what a gorilla would do to a human... unless that human was some of the ignore-worthy scumbags on this forum.

[4reeldoe?]

Okay okay okay

Stop playing!!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

You making my side hurt!!!

Stop playing!!!

Hahahahaha hahahahahaha...I can't take this much longer...PLEASE STOP!!!!

[Dasmius Shinobi]

Refreshing news article.

Maybe I am in the minority here, but I sense boxers, trainers, analyst, promoters and the list going on, have time to reflexion about their experience and sharing their minds with us, while they are in their houses.

[Jack Rivers]

I wonder if he would have eatn his children and wanted his heart?

Imagine if that would have happened and Tyson knocked out the silver back?!?!?

First, every animal rights activists would have lost their mind.
Second, no man would have ever wanted to fight Tyson again as he would be known as the baddest man to ever live.

[archiemoore1]

The problem with fighting a gorilla is pretty simple. They weigh 450 lbs but can swing their bodies through trees with ease. They can rip thick bamboo apart and break banana trees in half to get the fruit. so imagine if they grab you. They have huge fangs and their bite force is 1300 psi- more than a great white shark, twice as much as a lion. They have a super thick skull and thick skin. On top of all this, they're wild and have a natural fighting instinct that even the toughest humans wish they had. So go ahead, try your luck. Let me know how it pans out for ya

[JAB5239]

As requested, I bumped the original thread on this.

A lot of educated, erudite answers on there by the all-knowing, never wrong boxing scene chorus of members.