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  • TheMyspaceDayz
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    Ridiculous things you’ve heard from casuals

    “Why don’t they just hit each other? Why do they keep moving around and ducking?”

    “I was a huge boxing fan back in the day. I still remember it like yesterday when Tyson bit that other guy.”

    “Do they still get paid when they lose? By knockout also?”

    And what I love is that these same people will ask you “who is fighting?”, as if they are going to know the fighters.




    What are some of the memorable things you’ve heard from casuals over the years?
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    #2
    Originally posted by TheMyspaceDayz
    “Why don’t they just hit each other? Why do they keep moving around and ducking?”

    “I was a huge boxing fan back in the day. I still remember it like yesterday when Tyson bit that other guy.”

    “Do they still get paid when they lose? By knockout also?”

    And what I love is that these same people will ask you “who is fighting?”, as if they are going to know the fighters.




    What are some of the memorable things you’ve heard from casuals over the years?
    " my uncle was golden gloves "

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    • dibzvincent143
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      #3
      One of the most ridiculous things i heard from casuals, fanboys and even from hardcore fans alike is “floyd is older than manny though” lmaaaaaaaaooo.

      Funny thing is you even have to explain to hardcore fans too that offensive styled fighters tend to age faster in this sport as their ability to swarm and overwhelm their opponents lessens even with little decline in athleticism, speed and stamina.
      It is proven throughout history.

      It is also proven that defensive styled fighters ages gracefully or better than offensive ones as they have conservative style, which does not rely on athleticism alone. If they are throwing 500 punches in their primes they can still throw 500 at 40.

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      • RJJ-94-02=GOAT
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        “The 41 year old, 18 month inactive, coming off a one sided loss, who got dropped 3 times version of Wladimir Klitschko was a better version of the active, undefeated in 11 year version of Klitschko”.

        Don’t quote me fanboys...

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        • RJJ-94-02=GOAT
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          #5
          “If GGG didn’t literally smash Kell Brook’s face to pieces, then Brook could have won”.

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          • RJJ-94-02=GOAT
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            #6
            “Brook can KO GGG early” Johnny Nelson.

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            • Boxing_kos
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              #7
              High level chess match: "why are they just staring at each other"

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              • HewJohnson
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                #8
                Anybody who refers to it as “sweet science” is a casual imo.

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                • aboutfkntime
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TheMyspaceDayz
                  “Why don’t they just hit each other? Why do they keep moving around and ducking?”

                  “I was a huge boxing fan back in the day. I still remember it like yesterday when Tyson bit that other guy.”

                  “Do they still get paid when they lose? By knockout also?”

                  And what I love is that these same people will ask you “who is fighting?”, as if they are going to know the fighters.

                  What are some of the memorable things you’ve heard from casuals over the years?



                  pac-tards say, Floyd waited for Manny to get old...

                  but...

                  they cannot explain why Pac did not simply take the harmless blood tests 5 years earlier... like everyone else did

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                  • Lomadeaux
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by NORMNEALON
                    " my uncle was golden gloves "
                    [IMG]https://media2.*****.com/media/YzvPqrOVoS9tC/source.gif[/IMG]

                    Oh man, that's a good one.

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