Why Al Haymon never shows up to his own shows

[Monzon99]

One of the thrills of boxing is the electric atmosphere of the big fights, the energy, the excitement over who will win and who will go home vanquished. With Al Haymon shows, there never is that sizzle. You always know deep down, the fighter that serves Haymon's best long term interests will win. And they always do. Every time.

Haymon hasn't shown up to any of his live shows in almost a decade. It's because he knows who will win in advance. Everything is rigged.

Haymon will not be at Wilder vs Ortiz either. He knows his franchise is rigged to win and his pawn has been paid off to take the beating and dive.

Every show of Haymon is an inside job rig job.

[The Big Dunn]

Agreed. Every Haymon fight is planned. We already know the outcome. In fact, as we speak, Haymon is making a test tube baby out of Andy Ruiz semen and Anne Wolfe's eggs. He has already paid off the Olympic committee to ensure this test tube baby wins the 2040 Olympic gold medal.

He also just sent Kenny Bayless grandson a check because Haymon has already won the purse bid for Raheem Ruiz v Shakur Stevenson fight where Bayless grandson will be refereeing. Haymon told him to stop the fight in the 10th round.

I also heard that Haymon has saved his mind on a computer bank like Zoloff in Captain America so he can put PBC on free TV on Jupiter, Saturn and Uranus in the future when we all move to those planets once the Earth is blown up by the alien invasion.

[bballchump11]

Haymon does go to his shows, but he's backstage usually. You can find some clips of him on YouTube. Some people respectfully don't take pictures of him.

[Larry the boss]

how do you know he isnt there?

[Larry the boss]

Haymon does go to his shows, but he's backstage usually. You can find some clips of him on YouTube. Some people respectfully don't take pictures of him.

People seem to think if you arnt all in front of the camera then you are not present..

[YoungManRumble]

Agreed. Every Haymon fight is planned. We already know the outcome. In fact, as we speak, Haymon is making a test tube baby out of Andy Ruiz semen and Anne Wolfe's eggs. He has already paid off the Olympic committee to ensure this test tube baby wins the 2040 Olympic gold medal.

He also just sent Kenny Bayless grandson a check because Haymon has already won the purse bid for Raheem Ruiz v Shakur Stevenson fight where Bayless grandson will be refereeing. Haymon told him to stop the fight in the 10th round.

I also heard that Haymon has saved his mind on a computer bank like Zoloff in Captain America so he can put PBC on free TV on Jupiter, Saturn and Uranus in the future when we all move to those planets once the Earth is blown up by the alien invasion.

You should do a fake boxing news Alex Jones parody on YouTube, or even just written.

Some of these new media boxing outfits are so bad it would be funny by comparison to just lean into it.

[QueensburyRules]

Haymon does go to his shows, but he's backstage usually. You can find some clips of him on YouTube. Some people respectfully don't take pictures of him.

- -Ain't been seen in public for donkey years now...underground bunker.

[Mister Wolf]

He is busy with other more important affairs.

[Lopez_Boxing]

Maybe he is super superstitious and feels he is a jinx.

[Willy Wanker]

Haymon is probably in the skybox or backstage.