Is Joe Joyce the fastest heavyweight alive today?

[Guest]

I dunno if that's Joe Joyce posting, or he's being ironic, or what.

[juggernaut666]

Joyce is a very smooth puncher with good experience, hes slow cant fight ,cant punch.. well hes going to keep winning bc he has qualities like durability and work rate but we'll be girls ;like the the thread suggests ,bc this guy is a serious threat,all you guys would pee yourselves if you stepped in the ring with him ,so…..

[Guest]

Joyce is a very smooth puncher with good experience, hes slow cant fight ,cant punch.. well hes going to keep winning bc he has qualities like durability and work rate but we'll be girls ;like the the thread suggests ,bc this guy is a serious threat,all you guys would pee yourselves if you stepped in the ring with him ,so…..

What is it with these Joycers coming out of the woodwork?


I've never understood that "the boxer could beat posters in a fight" argument. So what? What does that prove? He could be undisputed heavyweight champion of the world because he could beat up a bloke posting on the internet?

so…..

[juggernaut666]

What is it with these Joycers coming out of the woodwork?


I've never understood that "the boxer could beat posters in a fight" argument. So what? What does that prove? He could be undisputed heavyweight champion of the world because he could beat up a bloke posting on the internet?

so…..

Listen dummy ,I know by the way you post and are made fun of on here ,you would get your jaw broke ,so we'll leave it there,you DUMMY. talk the dumb shyte ypou like in the other section but on here you'll actiually be called out on it....

[BLASTER1]

Joyce is slow as a bug.
Just a big plodding oomph.

[Shrap]

Joyce gave Usyk his toughest fight in 5 rnd rules bf he won silver.

What? Usyk was playing with him by the end and won a very clear 5-0. You can't even make a case for Joyce swinging a single round. Someone like Usyk is kryptonite to Joyce; too slick and too skilled.

I like Joyce. He's a genuine bloke and a hard worker. I can't see him beating any of the top dogs but I can't see anyone putting him down either. He seems to have a hell of a chin. If he gets stopped it will likely be while he's still on his feet.

[KidDinamita]

Joe Joyce is so slow, that in his last fight he landed the punches he threw during sparring.

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[Guest]

Listen dummy ,I know by the way you post and are made fun of on here ,you would get your jaw broke ,so we'll leave it there,you DUMMY. talk the dumb shyte ypou like in the other section but on here you'll actiually be called out on it....

Wow, I get "called out" in this intelligensia that's NSB, do I? Wow, I'd better watch my step.


So... "dummy".... let's get this straight. Joe Joyce - presumably your dad - would break my jaw?

Let's be honest... if I had a fight with Joe Joyce - a professional boxer who is almost 8 inches taller than I am, and would outweigh me by about 20lbs even when there's a sale on Ben and Jerry's - I'd lose.

OF COURSE I WOULD you ****ing idiot. YOU'RE the dummy, dummy.

What does Joe Joyce beating me have to do with his status as a professional, you fucking retard?





"So, Andre, you think that Joe Joyce has what it takes to go all the way, and beat the likes of Wilder, Fury and Joshua?"

"Absolutely, Max. Absolutely. Since I saw him beat up a guy on the internet who doesn't even box, that proved to me he has what it takes."


Grow a fucking brain, you cretin.

[Clegg]

Any news on his next fight? I heard he started to sign the contract for it yesterday so should be done by next week

[Guest]

Any news on his next fight? I heard he started to sign the contract for it yesterday so should be done by next week

He'd beat you in a boxing match though, you know.