Prime Silberback Gorilla vs Oleksandr Usyk

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  • 'b'
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    Prime Silberback Gorilla vs Oleksandr Usyk

    Imma say Usyk wins by KO in round 10, he's just too much. A silverback gorilla is not to be underestimated though, they can hit pretty darn hard I'd imagine. Still, Oleksandr Usyk wins. Usky beats the dogshyt out of the gorilla. He beats the gorilla shyt out of the silverback rather.

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    #2
    Usyk kills Harambe all over again

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      #3
      Silverback chomps his nuts off like Loreena Bobbit, but unlike Loreena, the Silverback eats his sack. Usyk sucker punches the gorilla as he's masticating his testes and he wins by KO.

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      • Tony Trick-Pony
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        #4
        Usyk is a silverback gorilla painted white.

        You didn't know?

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          #5
          Originally posted by Tony Trick-Pony
          Usyk is a silverback gorilla painted white.

          You didn't know?
          This!

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            #6
            I thought we were talking about a Silverback gorilla at first but I must have misread the thread title. Are Silberback's similar to Silverback's?

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              #7
              Originally posted by Damn Wicked
              I thought we were talking about a Silverback gorilla at first but I must have misread the thread title. Are Silberback's similar to Silverback's?
              Silber is German for silver

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                #8
                Usyk is overrated..

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                  #9
                  Gorilla mistakes Usyk for a female ape and forcibly ****s him during the 3rd round in front of a capacity crowd at the Staples center. Silverback disqualified from the contest and Usyk retains his belt.

                  Unfortunately after the fight Usyk is never the same, walks with a limp, talks with a lisp, develops an insatiable appetite for NatGeo documentaries about primates, and ends up retired, homeless and penniless.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by FinitoxDinamita
                    Usyk is overrated..
                    So how many world titles has the silverback won then?

                    Has he ever even beaten a top 10 contender?

                    I thought not. Fckn hypocrite.

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