Tyson versus a Rhino

[AllEyesOpen]

I just think it's fu$%in' hilarious how delusional tyson fans are, they think he could actually go up against a gorilla & now a rhino. A gorilla would rip his face off, & a rhino would trample him without even noticing, what's next, Tyson vs a alligator? & I'm sure there will be people who say Tyson power would overwhelm it, fu$%in' ******s.

[platinummatt!]

actually they said you should punch a croc or alligator on the snout to defend

[Abe Attell]

I don't think Tyson could, but Rocky Marciano could, "Look at the record, 49-0, that says it all"

[Abe Attell]

Boxer or no boxer, no human would fare good against animals like these...dont get me wrong its fun to think about but since some of you guys are so confident saying things like "Tyson would probably be able to take on a gorilla", no boxer/human not named Tyson would dare go in a cage with a gorilla, why do you think no one has done it yet. It's a death wish.

One hit from a Gorilla can take off your head...if they grab you, and try to hug you with there strength, they can easily killl you if they wanted.


I once saw a program on PBS with Julia Roberts and she was near a male Orangutan...he took his arm and put it around her and moved her towards him like she was his...Julia **** herself, and they shut the cameras right off...I think they must have shot the animal down with tranquilizers because the next shot was with her a little shaken up, but the animal wasn't in the picture...I think they did show the animal was not killed, but who knows, editing is a wonderful thing...He didn't even seem like he wanted to harm her at all, but the producers were probably concerned that the animal didn't know his own strength compared to a human.

[The Wire]

this is the best thread i've ever read. good work people. did duran really ko a horse!? fair play to him. i think tyson could have knocked out a gorilla before, but not now. he couldnt knock out a ****in rhino though, they knock down trees for ****s sake.

[Abe Attell]

Watch the power from the gorilla, this would happen to any fighter that thinks he could hang with him

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dO_kr1yZG4A

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UdDh4954b_g

[The Wire]

by the way, i was joking. tyson might be hard but he couldnt knock out any big animals.

[The Wire]

Watch the power from the gorilla, this would happen to any fighter that thinks he could hang with him

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dO_kr1yZG4A

quality you tubin lol

[The Noose]

Tyson wouldnt beat a bull either. Sorry btw but I had to ask

wHY DID U HAVE TO ASK???????????????????????????????????

[Clegg]

if tyson hit the rhino with a full blown shot he will knock the rhino out. Also if he hit the rhino with body shots he will have the rhino on the groung in a mesh of pain .