Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla

[Paclan]

gorillas know mma theyd drop kick him

damn. G-dogs would have gotten killed without that glass in the way.

You're never supposed to look a gorilla in the eye- That's why he attacked.

[polarcub]

Holy ****

This thread is actually real

YOu tyson nut huggers are beyond delusional.


The only boxer prime for prime that can take down a gorilla will be Lennox Lewis

It's because Lennox is the only one with the heart and jab and speed for such a big man to over come a gorilla's raw strength and animistic behavior

[nicamarvin]

The only boxer prime for prime that can take down a gorilla will be Lennox Lewis

you dumb F****..!

[rorymac]

yeah but if mike hit the gorilla first?.

Mike's hardest shot would bounce of a gorilla like Spartacus Sully hitting George Chuvalo.

[fight_night]

The Gorilla would rip tyson up and eat him within 30 seconds.

[McFearless]

I'm thinking if a chimp has the strength to over power and rip a human apart then a gorilla can definitely do damage to somebody. some scary **** right there

[DeadLikeMe]

Froch could knock out a gorilla.

[Jerub Baal]

I'm guessing Mike was suicidal at the time - gorillas can bench press cars for ****s sake......

[Guest]

I've been pondering the outcome of this one lately.

[Pretty Boy Greg]

Depends if the badger is fleetfooted or not

no way does tyson KO the Honey Badger