Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla

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  • DrewWoodside
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    #241
    Originally posted by LightsOutLewis
    fair play i didnt read the last 10 pages but yeah in that case

    Tyson k.os the Gorilla in round one by use of extensive vocab
    Clearly the gorilla is likely the winner but.. Who the hell knows how a gorilla feels about getting punched square on the chin with a 2 or 3 punch combination by one of the powerful fighters in the history of heavyweight boxing. Tyson via SD. End thread.

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    • TRANSWARP
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      #242
      A prime tyson would dazzle the gorilla with his head movement and great handspeedz.

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      • Arka
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        #243
        I have a difficulty in believing the story of Mike going to a zoo with Robin Givens and asking if he could punch one of the silverbacks.
        That and the one concerning the death of his pigeon Julius.

        They sound too good to be true....

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        • askoe
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          #244
          A male silverback gorilla weighs between 400-500 pounds, and they are about 10 times stronger than humans! A male silverback gorilla in a bad mood would litterally rip a man apart. Their reach is about 6 feet, so it would be pretty hard to get a clean shot in.

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          • Clegg
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            #245
            The Gorilla claims that he wanted the fight but that Tyson priced himself out of it. Not saying it was a duck, just letting you know what I've heard.

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            • SickmyDuck
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              #246
              .......................................

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              • The Gully Gad
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                #247
                What another classic gem revamped and brought back to life..

                We need a few words from the man himself..

                Catskills23?

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                  #248
                  Originally posted by The Gully Gad
                  What another classic gem revamped and brought back to life..

                  We need a few words from the man himself..

                  Catskills23?
                  This guy is the best poster on the site. And he's very focused in his threads.
                  VIVA CATSKILLS.

                  I am green k'ing this true NSB Legend

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                  • The Gully Gad
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                    #249
                    Originally posted by jreckoning
                    This guy is the best poster on the site. And he's very focused in his threads.
                    VIVA CATSKILLS.

                    I am green k'ing this true NSB Legend
                    hehe

                    Init J...
                    I've tried to holla at him but he dosent want to be famous his a proud man..
                    Instant message was sent no reply but im still a fan...

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                      #250
                      Originally posted by The Gully Gad
                      hehe

                      Init J...
                      I've tried to holla at him but he dosent want to be famous his a proud man..
                      Instant message was sent no reply but im still a fan...
                      We could start a fan club and maybe he would post in it, but then again, maybe we aren't worthy yet.

                      he's probably kind of like jd salinger or such, a reclusive genius.

                      brilliant minds are like that sometimes and we as common folk, just have to accept it.

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