Comments Thread For: Adrien Broner is Now Being Sued For Sexual Battery

[Beercules]

There once was a man Heyungdo, who was very nice...He had a big wide smile with lots of gold ***elry stuck in his teeth. And though he did not have a neck, his winning smile, and his habit of throwing his spare change at Walmart workers earned him the love and aprobation of all involved with heyungdo.

HeyungDo loved to do many things: He loved to fight, make music with his friends...but what Heyungdo liked most of all was to bowl with little old ladies, and play a game called grabazz.

HeYungDo often, much to the chagrin of the local police order, would mistake the little old ladies he bowled with, for the pins and knock them over! Especially when they had bet their social security checks against him and got a better score! But the local police and Heyungdo all got a big laugh out of this situation, haha.

Well one day HeYungDo was in the mall and had thrown all his loose change at the common workers at Walmart, and was feeling down when the best piece of grabbazz came his way! He could hardly contain himself! as he rolled up and put his hand on a piece of this grabbabuffett... looking at her he said "hey bitz my name is Heyungdo and I like to Bowl, what say we knock a few boots and a few pins bitz?

Well... Poor HeYungDo was beside himself! he had put his hand on a snowflake! and this snowflake started to cry!!! Saying how HeYung had hurted her feewlings, and exploited her genital area...Poor HeYungDo didn't know what a genital area was but offered to by her a sergeant to replace her general, er genital. But but she was inconsolable!!!

Lucky for HeYungDo officer friendly was there and xplained to him: "Heyung, just like you cannot knock the old ladies off, and you can only hit the pins? well you cannot touch a snowflake for they are delicate and their genital area is very special to them. So when you play grabazz at the mail, use a ratchet, or a transgender with a special package for you...and not a snowflake, do you understand?

Well Heyung felt pretty sheepish but he apologized, all had a good laugh, but wouldn't you know it? Silly HeYungDo knocked down a few old broads again at the alley by mistake....sigh...will that Heyungdo every learn?

De end.

damn, poor HeYungDo. If I ever have kids, I will tell them the tale of HeYungDo

[PoserExposer]

AB, Always Bulls**ting. Such wasted talent!

[Graz]

Although its utterly impossible, it would be much better if AB made news in the ring. I guess he feels that even bad news is better than no news.

[SteveM]

Hey there we go ^^^
There's the goofs that I was talking about haha
What took you guys so long? You're getting slow

hey man, you need to get off your soapbox and just have a laugh as nobody here knows what happened - it's all just a bit of fun unless you're a humorless progressive that is

there is nothing that has happened here that is catastrophic - nobody got killed or lost their house - someone's sense of decency got disturbed - but these days that flip flops into being traumatized. Is it right? No. Will people be able to move on? Certainly.

[TheFrog]

hey man, you need to get off your soapbox and just have a laugh as nobody here knows what happened - it's all just a bit of fun unless you're a humorless progressive that is

there is nothing that has happened here that is catastrophic - nobody got killed or lost their house - someone's sense of decency got disturbed - but these days that flip flops into being traumatized. Is it right? No. Will people be able to move on? Certainly.

Fair enough. Point taken
Keep in mind that as it is a forum post there's no way to know that you're joking. Many people on this forum in particular believe and say the most asinine **** and I have absolutely no problem with tossing it in their face. The reaction is usually a sputtering attempt to flame me.
It's cheap fun but it's still fun from time to time

[The D3vil]

On one hand, I wanna believe that AB's not that damned ****** and this is just a cash grab from a golddigger, but on the other hand, Broner's behavior show that he might just be that ****** and just needs to go sit down somewhere.

[_Rexy_]

Rexy....

This guy goes to the freakin Bowling Alley!!! and gets into serious trouble... I mean when I was growing up the bowling alley was a place for kids to have birthday parties, Old men and many who had seen better days, perhaps with a few missing teeth, but it was more like a romper room than a social spot!

I never even knew people bet on bowling, what do you do? walk up to someone and say "Hey!!!? Ill bet I can get a strike and beat you....lets bet a nickel" then the guy says "NO!!! lets bet 10 grand" 'Ok I guess!"

This guy, Heyungdo could walk into a monastery and the next thing you would have is fighting monks on WorldStar like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjSUOk3rFFQ

the translation would say: Adrien is here!!! What did you say baldy?

bowling hustling goes on the same way as pool hall hustling. If you can win something you can put money on it lol. I'll remember bowling alleys as being one of the last places in Canada you could legally smoke (Bingo Halls and Bowling Alleys. The government was terrified of old people)

[_Rexy_]

I've got a teenage nephew - he won't get involved with girls as he doesn't want any trouble - world is fucked up

Can't blame him. My fiancee was blown away the other day, she got a haircut and mentioned how everyone at work mentioned it except for the men, and she didn't know why that was. I told her that no man would ever mention that sort of thing, because no matter how harmless the remark, they could lose their job.

[ceylon mooney]

Can't blame him. My fiancee was blown away the other day, she got a haircut and mentioned how everyone at work mentioned it except for the men, and she didn't know why that was. I told her that no man would ever mention that sort of thing, because no matter how harmless the remark, they could lose their job.

its a risk.

also coulda been no one liked the haircut. many women will compliment a haircut they think looks awful.

[_Rexy_]

its a risk.

also coulda been no one liked the haircut. many women will compliment a haircut they think looks awful.

LOOOOOL I was just sayin' man.


Her hair did look good, but I stand by what I said. No way in hell would I compliment a woman on a damn thing in the office. I don't care if she is wearing a versace shirt made out of gold, I ain't saying ****!