Comments Thread For: Tyson Fury: I'll Be in Shape By April, I'll Fight Joshua in Summer

[mlac]

hes coked out of his damn mind ffs

[billeau2]

.......lol

Wait! what is that sound? is it the wind a whistlin? is it a convey of trailers I see? What tis that hot air that springs upon mine ears? like a misplaced hair dryer?

Ah of course! it is no other than, the Gypsy King! as he lines his marks up, declares his intention like lava spewing fourth from the trailer ground! Joshua you can run but cannot hide from the Gypsy King... As he grows fecund on a diet of noodles and assorted pastries...

Yes Joshua while you grow content, you best listen and not wait until ya feel the foul breath of the Gypsy King upon thy nape... For then it will be too late:


The Gypsy King will deliver a thrashing
as his jab comes a crashing!

[KING5TWENTY]

He will never be the same. Wilder would have sparked a prime version yet alone this guy. He might have a chance at decisioning aj but i doubt it.

[billeau2]

It looks like Fury will be given his chance but he's been abusing alcohol and ******* has had mental illness and is completely out of fighting shape.The board of control really must take control of this loose cannon and make sure he does everything properly or let him just go away.

Most deserve a second chance but Fury is talking the same rubbish where he last left off.It doesn't look good!

oh come on Thack!!

Such insignificant little details. this is the Gypsy King we are talking about!

He will simply take half the cocoa leaves and beer and give them to charity... He will rise out of the dumps, perhaps moving to a sunny climate, yeah thats what he will do! And then he will take the rest of the ******* and use it to go on a crash diet... then attack Joshua in a batman suit.

[jmrf4435]

What a joke of a fight U.K. Fans are probably rejoicing over this lol Hearn has bent yall over on this one

UK fans are better-And there are more of them--They're kinda holding up the sport right now bro

[Tobi.G]

I wonder what his woman thinks about her husbands fatism!

[kushking]

oh come on Thack!!

Such insignificant little details. this is the Gypsy King we are talking about!

He will simply take half the cocoa leaves and beer and give them to charity... He will rise out of the dumps, perhaps moving to a sunny climate, yeah thats what he will do! And then he will take the rest of the ******* and use it to go on a crash diet... then attack Joshua in a batman suit.

Shhhhhoosh be quite with that Tyson Fury hyping,do wanna be overrun with Gypsies,its bad enough Saunders has Canada overrun with *****s now.



no but seriously I hope Fury does make a comeback,hes a hilarious character.I just don't want him to fight AJ immediately.

Interesting fact,AJ wouldn't even be a champion if it wasn't for Fury imitating peeky blinders while powdering his nose. As it was his behaviour that made UKAD drop him until Hearn gave the ok to feedem to AJ now that hes fat af.

[Redd Foxx]

I honestly thought someone bumped a thread from the beginning of the year because he said this exact same shyt back then. The dude is not coming back. He's doing the classic trick where you keep your name out there so you can maintain your sponsorship $$, get paid to make appearances, etc. He's done.

[Dasmius Shinobi]

Tyson Fury planning in a perfect world.

I want Tyson Fury for real to come and open a section in school and school Parker, Wilder and Joshua.I am not holding hope in this one. If Tyson lose pound the healthy way, fighting third tier and absolute obscure fighters to acclimate in all 2018. In 2019 he can fight two second tier fighters and one bottom feeder from 11 to 15 ranking fighter, assuming he losing weight the healthy weight. In 2020 he can fight a top ten contender and finally one of the champions, assuming again he losing weight the healthy way. In 2021 he can become the undisputed heavyweight champion. Again, this is a wishful thinking from me. In the perfect world, he can pull this off. I have my feet on earth and I am not holding my breath on this. The Tyson Fury who school Wladimir at that time, can school Parker, Wilder and Joshua to a unanimous decision. I hope people don't hate me for this.

[boliodogs]

I doubt it. If he was serious he would be in shape right now instead of being 100 pounds over weight. He will probably still weigh 350 pounds next April. His desire to train and fight seems to have disappeared. He likes to talk about getting in shape and winning fights but he doesn't have the drive to just do it.