Canelo Alvarez isn't ****ing his hot ass woman

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  • Mammoth
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    Canelo Alvarez isn't ****ing his hot ass woman

    In preparation to beat up on Golovkin. He don't even want pus5y he's so determined. Canelo wins by murder then he's gonna murder some buns.
  • Rip Chudd
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    #2
    Ok i'll ask the question...

    Why the heck should we care if Canelo is having sex with his girlfriend or not?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Rip Chudd
      Ok i'll ask the question...

      Why the heck should we care if Canelo is having sex with his girlfriend or not?
      He's so focused he's like "**** this garbage ass pus5y". By fight night he'll be so pissed from not getting ass or even tugging on it he'll punch off Golovkin's whole damn face.

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      • Rip Chudd
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        #4
        Originally posted by Mammoth
        He's so focused he's like "**** this garbage ass pus5y". By fight night he'll be so pissed from not getting ass or even tugging on it he'll punch off Golovkin's whole damn face.
        Yeah but a lot of boxers sustain from sex weeks leading up to their fights. Pretty much a common practice

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        • Willy Wanker
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          #5
          This won't be the first time Canelo had a girlfriend who bet money on his opponent.

          She knows GGG can win while giving her the D every night after training. Canelo is obviously not as confident.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Willy Wanker
            This won't be the first time Canelo had a girlfriend who bet money on his opponent.

            She knows GGG can win while giving her the D every night after training. Canelo is obviously not as confident.
            Canelo will be so horny he'll be sweating j*zz on 16th when he's busting up on Golovkin. He'll KO him in like five so he can go hurry up and get some crusty old Vegas whores.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mammoth
              Canelo will be so horny he'll be sweating j*zz on 16th when he's busting up on Golovkin. He'll KO him in like five so he can go hurry up and get some crusty old Vegas whores.
              Hopefully not the same whores who robbed Chavez Jr.

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              • Beercules
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                #8
                Imagine GGG hits him low and theres semen all over the ring?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Beercules
                  Imagine GGG hits him low and theres semen all over the ring?
                  There's going to be semen no matter what bro

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                  • Deletrious
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                    #10
                    Pretty common. Probably no science to back it up but common. A funny story but not anything to really analyze here.

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