If you take away Brian Sutherland's mullet, what do you have?

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  • Mike D
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    #1

    If you take away Brian Sutherland's mullet, what do you have?

    Oh yeah, everything.

    Impeccable footwork. Superior reach. Fight changing power. Elite level defensive skills. An iron clad chin. Movie star looks. Above average penis length. A voice so f**king good that he can sing his own national anthem. A prolific cat paw jab that's never been seen before throughout the annals of boxing history.

    Take away the mullet and he's still the best the sport has ever seen.



    BRIAN WE LOVE YOU
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    If he didn't have the mullet and the light skin, you wouldn't be able to pick him apart from RJJ in the ring.

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      #3
      I've seen his fight but now I'm curious to hear that angelic voice of B-Suth.

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      • Mukuro
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        That ambidextrous cat paw jab is something we'll be telling our grandkids about someday.

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          #5

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            I wonder what Brian did today.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Beercules



              I wonder what Brian did today.
              Sports Illustrated has a lengthy article about him last year:

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              • Mike D
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                #8
                Originally posted by Beercules



                I wonder what Brian did today.
                My guess is he pulled a double at Pizza Hut today. Probably got cussed out by a few customers. And then went home and had a couple of natty lights, some cigarettes, **********d to an old Big Jugz magazine and then went to bed.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mike D
                  My guess is he pulled a double at Pizza Hut today. Probably got cussed out by a few customers. And then went home and had a couple of natty lights, some cigarettes, **********d to an old Big Jugz magazine and then went to bed.
                  Maybe smacked up Mrs. Sutherland too. Letting off steam from the Rainford fight.

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                  • Citizen Koba
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Elroy The Great
                    Beat me to it, man. My exact thought. That said B-Suth is still better than 10 normal guys even without the mullet.

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