You're strolling along and Mike Tyson grabs your girls Azz what do you do?

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  • KillaCamNZ
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    #41
    Since I clearly can't beat prime Tyson 1 on 1, I'd have to consider hitting him with a blunt object.

    Or, use my brain, and have the Mrs sue him. Get some of that dough before he loses it all.

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    • Poppo168
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      #42
      Originally posted by KillaCamNZ
      Since I clearly can't beat prime Tyson 1 on 1, I'd have to consider hitting him with a blunt object.

      Or, use my brain, and have the Mrs sue him. Get some of that dough before he loses it all.
      A reasonable answer, just gotta calm that bitch down enough that Tyson doesn't drop you both for getting in his face

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        #43
        Originally posted by Pigeons
        How long have you been dreaming about killing black people?
        day i was born

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          #44
          Originally posted by Kigali
          You'd get your f@ggot ass KTFO before you can reach in your purse for your pistol.

          Tyson would have you both on your knees....especially your car-bombing ass.:


          internet geeks mad cuz im a thug
          Last edited by ////; 03-29-2017, 02:43 PM.

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          • anonymous2.0
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            #45
            Can't have Tyson grabbing your girl if you ain't got no girl

            StreetSmarts.jpg

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            • Chuckguy
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              #46
              Originally posted by Poppo168
              We're talking mean Mike Tyson who hated the world and didn't give a phuck, not the nice Mike Tyson of today.

              You're strolling along, it's summer & your girl is in a lovely summer dress, Tyson walks past & grabs your girls ass and stares at you while he does it,.

              she says 'Are you gonna let him do that to me!?'

              What's your plan of action? you going to let him punk you?
              Give him a hug then kick him in the ballls as hard as I can and run the fuc away haha

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              • Pigeons
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                #47
                Originally posted by ////
                day i was born
                That's weird.

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                • uppercut510
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                  #48
                  fight him, lose then sue

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                  • KillaCamNZ
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                    #49
                    Originally posted by Poppo168
                    A reasonable answer, just gotta calm that bitch down enough that Tyson doesn't drop you both for getting in his face
                    Hell yeah. There's a good chance he drops us both and all I can remember is being mugged back a meth head.

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                    • Real King Kong
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                      #50
                      Everyone's a world class grappler all of the sudden.

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