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  • gauze
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    #31
    Originally posted by .:: JSFD26 ::.
    Why the hell does his head look photoshopped?
    its because he's wearing a yarmulke

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    • sicko
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      #32
      Originally posted by deanrw
      He is married to some actress named Summer Glau or something

      Here they are together

      No He Not lol

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      • BoxingFan85
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        #33
        Originally posted by Willy Wanker
        She's not hot, more like average actually. She looks more likely to be his mom than his wife.
        Knowing Ellie even getting his mom is an achievement..

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        • BoxingFan85
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          #34
          Originally posted by Eff Pandas
          Something has gotta be up with this. I have trouble envisioning Elie getting ***** in a whore house with a pocket full of money. Russian mail order bride makes the most sense.

          Good to see Elie has finally lost his ******ity doe...I hope anyway.
          He lost his **** ******ity much earlier than he got his cherry popped.. no wonder he calls himself suck-back

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          • mlac
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            #35
            Originally posted by BoxingFan85
            He lost his **** ******ity much earlier than he got his cherry popped.. no wonder he calls himself suck-back
            I like how you didnt mention it was Mikey who took his Anus cherry.
            Very respectful of you sir.

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            • BoxingFan85
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              #36
              Originally posted by mlac
              I like how you didnt mention it was Mikey who took his Anus cherry.
              Very respectful of you sir.
              Well you know.. I am not the one who will shame a person publicly..

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              • Jsmooth9876
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                #37
                Hold on... picture one and picture 2 don't match up... picture one is a definite yes, picture two is a 10 beer BJ after every other attempt to score has failed...

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                • Willy Wanker
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                  #38
                  Originally posted by BoxingFan85
                  He lost his **** ******ity much earlier than he got his cherry popped.. no wonder he calls himself suck-back

                  I heard Roach, Ariza, and Buboy used to run a train on Elle before they even let him talk to Manny.

                  I have sources, but they aren't too reliable. But you know it happened anyways, just take my word for it.

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                  • BrometheusBob.
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                    #39
                    She's not a 10 maybe but she's too good looking for that doofus.

                    I imagine everytime he jizzes on those enormous fake ******* he yells out something like 'Elie Seckbach reeeeeporting'

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                    • sicko
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                      #40
                      Originally posted by BrometheusBob.
                      She's not a 10 maybe but she's too good looking for that doofus.

                      I imagine everytime he jizzes on those enormous fake ******* he yells out something like 'Elie Seckbach reeeeeporting'

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