Is there a man born from his mother that can beat tyson fury?
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Sorry, but all I can say to that is .. you DKSAB!Comment
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Originally posted by juggernaut666;17415995[B]Watch it REAL close and see who actually lands flush shots[/B] , lucky for Fury there is no instant replay in boxing !Comment
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Tis said King Arthur's sword grabbing hand would not dent the chin of the Gypsy King.
Tis said even the founding twins of Rome, Romelous and remulous, born and nourished from a wolf... become pups
at the mere mention of the Gypsy King.
They say the gypsy king came a cropper of Hercules one day
and showed him how to clean Aesop's stables properly!
TIS SAID the gypsy king took Prometheus' stone and chucked it...thus inventing Bowling! (and also bankrupting Adrian Bronner).
The Gypsy king was able to move homes to and fro one mobile park to another:
and thats why travellers invented mobile, mobile home parks!!
Long live the gypsy king...hold those belts tight and keep em polished for when he returns for them.
"Oy ... you .. Dillion the Plonker, or whatever your name is. I'm Tyson Fury .. The Gypsy King, and this is between me and you. On the beach, on the cliffs, in the fucking carpark, in the sea if you like .. wherever you want it."
William would have taken one look at the furious giant confronting him, realised he'd bitten off more than he could chew, and fucked off back to France, never to return.
And the Vikings? Do me a favour ... the Gypsy King would have beaten every Viking in Denmark .. and their hawks, and their Gods in Valhalla, all at the same time!Last edited by kafkod; 02-10-2017, 12:38 PM.Comment
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Before the fight: "Fury got dropped by Cunningham, Wlad will knock him out"
After the fight: "That motherfcka Wlad was old, he was OLD!!"Comment
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A lot of these guys picked Wlad to win that fight, I did too!.... it's amazing how that victory now amounts to Wlad being shot, as if they didn't know he was 39 pushing 40 before they made their predictions.
Before the fight: "Fury got dropped by Cunningham, Wlad will knock him out"
After the fight: "That motherfcka Wlad was old, he was OLD!!"Comment
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