Joe Smith must change his name ASAP - but into what?

[Bald Shavers]

Or at least come up with a nickname that would make him more memorable and therefore marketable.

Joe Smith is a very common name. Just like James Smith who was a heavyweight champion.

If the former heavyweight champion James Smith hadn't dropped (or at least de-emphasized) his first name and replaced it with a more memorable and colorful nickname, then no one would remember him forever.

So, I ask NSBers, what should be Joe Smith's new name? What do you suggest? It can look like this:

"_______ Joe"

or

"________ Smith"

[stuff jones]

Joe Joe Smith.

[Larry the boss]

Bald Shavers....

[GGG Gloveking]

BBB. Triple B

Badass Bernard Buster

[.!WAR MIKEY!.]

he should grow a beard, and a get lion tat on his chest, and just start talking shit. Should have said on live tv "a white boy would never do what hopkins?" BOOM instant famous, huge pay days. Change his name to Joe "The Exctuioner" Smith.

[Elotero]

Or at least come up with a nickname that would make him more memorable and therefore marketable.

Joe Smith is a very common name. Just like James Smith who was a heavyweight champion.

If the former heavyweight champion James Smith hadn't dropped (or at least de-emphasized) his first name and replaced it with a more memorable and colorful nickname, then no one would remember him forever.

So, I ask NSBers, what should be Joe Smith's new name? What do you suggest? It can look like this:

"_______ Joe"

or

"________ Smith"

Pilgrim Smith

Either way he needs to keep selling himself as a harder puncher than Superman and Kov. Probably his best angle on getting paid. And stay active.

[Motofan]

Jorge Sanchez. PPV star by tomorrow.

[MasterPlan]

Meta World Peace

[VatoMulatto]

Joe Smith should call himself "The Long Island Slaughter"

Sounds more like a serial killer but he's a badass that can take your head off and put you in a body bag, so I think it's a good nickname.

[jreckoning]

How bout Cracker Smith?

Cuz he can crack for a cracker.