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    HBO's commentary team last night...

    They actually weren't QUITE as annoying as usual, but even so, I wish they'd just STFU for a SECOND. Here's how it went:



    Jim - "What we're seeing here is an all-American hero representing truth, liberty and justice against some plodding Russkie **** who'll only win this fight if he gets in a lucky punch."

    Max - "ANDRE has the ABILITY to SHIT diaMONDS. It SEEMS as if KOVALEV is just a GUY with a big PUNCH, whereas ANDRE is the REinCARnaTION of RAY robINSON. His PISS is LITERALLY GOLD DUST."

    Roy - "That's right, Max. He done gone do how he do, and his punches done gone go boom boom just like that do."

    Jim - "I think Kovalev might have hurt him just then, Roy."

    Roy - "No, Andre took it. He done be half black and American, and he actually hurt Sergei."

    Jim - "A jab just landed from Kovalev."

    Roy - "No it didn't. It done gone be a eighty punch combo for Ward."

    Jim - "And they're both looking for moments. There's a moment right there."

    Max - "And THERE'S a MOMENT."

    Roy - "And there done be a moment."

    Jim - "And there's a moment."

    Max - "And THERE'S a moMENT."

    Roy - "And there done be a moment."

    Jim - "And there's a moment."

    Max - "And THERE'S a moMENT."

    Jim - "And there's a moment."

    Roy - "And there done be a moment."

    Jim - "We're really not gonna STFU for a second if you want to relax and enjoy this at home."

    Max - "And THERE'S a MOMENT."
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    • The Ox
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      #2
      Originally posted by !! Anorak
      They actually weren't QUITE as annoying as usual, but even so, I wish they'd just STFU for a SECOND. Here's how it went:



      Jim - "What we're seeing here is an all-American hero representing truth, liberty and justice against some plodding Russkie **** who'll only win this fight if he gets in a lucky punch."

      Max - "ANDRE has the ABILITY to SHIT diaMONDS. It SEEMS as if KOVALEV is just a GUY with a big PUNCH, whereas ANDRE is the REinCARnaTION of RAY robINSON. His PISS is LITERALLY GOLD DUST."

      Roy - "That's right, Max. He done gone do how he do, and his punches done gone go boom boom just like that do."

      ** Sips ward Jizz **

      Jim - "I think Kovalev might have hurt him just then, Roy."

      ** Sips ward Jizz **

      Roy - "No, Andre took it. He done be half black and American, and he actually hurt Sergei."

      ** Sips ward Jizz **

      Jim - "A jab just landed from Kovalev."

      ** Sips ward Jizz **

      Roy - "No it didn't. It done gone be a eighty punch combo for Ward."

      ** Sips ward Jizz **

      Jim - "And they're both looking for moments. There's a moment right there."

      ** Sips ward Jizz **

      Max - "And THERE'S a MOMENT."

      ** Sips ward Jizz **

      Roy - "And there done be a moment."

      ** Sips ward Jizz **

      Jim - "And there's a moment."

      ** Sips ward Jizz **

      Max - "And THERE'S a moMENT."

      ** Sips ward Jizz **

      Roy - "And there done be a moment."

      ** Sips ward Jizz **

      Jim - "And there's a moment."

      ** Sips ward Jizz **

      Max - "And THERE'S a moMENT."

      ** Sips ward Jizz **

      Jim - "And there's a moment."

      ** Sips ward Jizz **

      Roy - "And there done be a moment."

      ** Sips ward Jizz **

      Jim - "We're really not gonna STFU for a second if you want to relax and enjoy this at home."

      ** Sips ward Jizz **

      Max - "And THERE'S a MOMENT."
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          #3
          Originally posted by Sadio Mane
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          I think only Max Kellerman could talk about how Andre Ward is great for hitting the canvas.

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            • Main Source
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              They weren't that bias as you try to portray them to be.

              Harold Letterman however needs to quit his job.

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                  Originally posted by !! Anorak
                  They actually weren't QUITE as annoying as usual, but even so, I wish they'd just STFU for a SECOND. Here's how it went:



                  Jim - "What we're seeing here is an all-American hero representing truth, liberty and justice against some plodding Russkie **** who'll only win this fight if he gets in a lucky punch."

                  Max - "ANDRE has the ABILITY to SHIT diaMONDS. It SEEMS as if KOVALEV is just a GUY with a big PUNCH, whereas ANDRE is the REinCARnaTION of RAY robINSON. His PISS is LITERALLY GOLD DUST."

                  Roy - "That's right, Max. He done gone do how he do, and his punches done gone go boom boom just like that do."

                  Jim - "I think Kovalev might have hurt him just then, Roy."

                  Roy - "No, Andre took it. He done be half black and American, and he actually hurt Sergei."

                  Jim - "A jab just landed from Kovalev."

                  Roy - "No it didn't. It done gone be a eighty punch combo for Ward."

                  Jim - "And they're both looking for moments. There's a moment right there."

                  Max - "And THERE'S a MOMENT."

                  Roy - "And there done be a moment."

                  Jim - "And there's a moment."

                  Max - "And THERE'S a moMENT."

                  Roy - "And there done be a moment."

                  Jim - "And there's a moment."

                  Max - "And THERE'S a moMENT."

                  Jim - "And there's a moment."

                  Roy - "And there done be a moment."

                  Jim - "We're really not gonna STFU for a second if you want to relax and enjoy this at home."

                  Max - "And THERE'S a MOMENT."

                  o man thats too funny
                  Last edited by .!WAR MIKEY!.; 11-20-2016, 06:56 AM.

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                      Originally posted by Main Source
                      They weren't that bias as you try to portray them to be.
                      I agree... I 100% agree that the HBO team weren't bias last night. Absolutely.





                      I do, however, think that they were BIASED, which is how the word is said in the English language.

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                              Originally posted by Main Source
                              They weren't that bias as you try to portray them to be.

                              Harold Letterman however needs to quit his job.
                              Absolutely, that guy totally pissed me off last night.

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                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Dip_Slide
                                  Absolutely, that guy totally pissed me off last night.
                                  I thought Harold Lederman was a bit annoying, but I didn't get to hear much from Harold Letterman... which one was he?

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                                      Max Kellerman suckig Dre's ****. I Have never seen any nut hugging that what Kellerman did in the fight.

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