How many Mike Tyson's would it take to take down a grizzly bear?

[From Russia]

grizzly bear weight = 800 lbs
Mike Tyson weight = 220 lbs

800 : 220 = 3,63. It takes 3,63 Mike Tysons to beat one grizzly bear

[Zaroku]

An Alaskan grizzly bear would shred and dismember any number of Tyson snacks you sent his way. Easy work!! If the can rip a car door off... Easily...


War G Bears!!!

[Fury4daWIN]

The biggest, baddest, strongest bear there is. Full grown male.

In which case we'll need to employ the help of three Lennoxes and a prime Vitali. Vitali would get mauled but at least he'll be up on the cards at the time of his violent and brutal death.

[punchr]

grizzly bear weight = 800 lbs
Mike Tyson weight = 220 lbs

800 : 220 = 3,63. It takes 3,63 Mike Tysons to beat one grizzly bear

Lmao I don't think that's how it works.

An Alaskan grizzly bear would shred and dismember any number of Tyson snacks you sent his way. Easy work!! If the can rip a car door off... Easily...


War G Bears!!!

This is more realistic.

[Zaroku]

Lmao I don't think that's how it works.

This is more realistic.

Even Tyson and his craziness wouldn't **** with a boss player grizz bear!!!! Beautiful and powerful! Yet because, they appear, kind and majestic, any grizzly bear will rip Tyson in half, eat half now, eat half later..

Iron Mike would be transformed into bear turd.

Case in point, a crazy bear loving white boy, and his soulmate....
Don't play with bears.... Cuz.... Bears don't play...

Even if the did play... It would kill us real quick....

I suggest that any thrill seeker, fly to Alaska, go into bear country and go toe to toe with a grizzly bear...

Alexkid,, measure the bear's dong as he kills you!!!

Do it mate... Don't let a punk azz bear scare you!!!! You can do it... Only you can do it....

Grizzly Man is a 2005 documentary film by German director Werner Herzog. It chronicles the life and death of bear enthusiast Timothy Treadwell. The film includes some of Treadwell's own footage of his interactions with grizzly bears before 2003, and of interviews with people who knew, or were involved with Treadwell, as well as professionals dealing with wild bears.

He and his girlfriend Amie Huguenard were killed and eaten by a grizzly bear in 2003. Treadwell's footage was found after his death. The bear that killed Treadwell and Huguenard was later encountered and killed by the group retrieving the remains of the victims. The final film was co-produced by Discovery Docs, the Discovery Channel's theatrical documentary unit, and Lions Gate Entertainment. The film's soundtrack is by British singer songwriter and guitarist Richard Thompson.

[Zaroku]

Lmao I don't think that's how it works.



This is more realistic.

I want Alexkid to volunteer to measure grizzly bear dong. I will donate most of the money, as long as the footage of Alexkid being dismembered is my property, I am down...

Come on Alexkid, be a legend, stop worrying about dong size, and show nut size....

Do it.... You are the bear whisperer!!! You got this... Easy money!!!!

Drop all of your big dong threads, and branch out into the unknown... You can do it!!!!

[From Russia]

Lmao I don't think that's how it works.

Grizzly bear is a midrange hooker with a sloppy ass footwork. If Mike Tyson goes quickly in and out and lands his combos, I see bear quitting on his stool in later rounds.

[SterlingStained]

id have to go with 10.

5 is not enough. we know how iron mike is when boxers fight back.

[bigfo0t]

You see those 2 rights Leonardo lands!

the Revenant

If ANY ONE of you ever find yourselves in this kind of situation, please do NOT "slap" the freakin bear LMAO!

Pro tip: Shove your fist down it's throat (counterintuitive, I know), go all out in there and do as much damage as you can. Scratch, pull on the tongue, anything.. deep throat with fist will force gag reaction and he should back off after that. If not.. well, just fck him til he loves you!

[punchr]

Even Tyson and his craziness wouldn't **** with a boss player grizz bear!!!! Beautiful and powerful! Yet because, they appear, kind and majestic, any grizzly bear will rip Tyson in half, eat half now, eat half later..

Iron Mike would be transformed into bear turd.

Case in point, a crazy bear loving white boy, and his soulmate....
Don't play with bears.... Cuz.... Bears don't play...

Even if the did play... It would kill us real quick....

I suggest that any thrill seeker, fly to Alaska, go into bear country and go toe to toe with a grizzly bear...

Alexkid,, measure the bear's dong as he kills you!!!

Do it mate... Don't let a punk azz bear scare you!!!! You can do it... Only you can do it....

Grizzly Man is a 2005 documentary film by German director Werner Herzog. It chronicles the life and death of bear enthusiast Timothy Treadwell. The film includes some of Treadwell's own footage of his interactions with grizzly bears before 2003, and of interviews with people who knew, or were involved with Treadwell, as well as professionals dealing with wild bears.

He and his girlfriend Amie Huguenard were killed and eaten by a grizzly bear in 2003. Treadwell's footage was found after his death. The bear that killed Treadwell and Huguenard was later encountered and killed by the group retrieving the remains of the victims. The final film was co-produced by Discovery Docs, the Discovery Channel's theatrical documentary unit, and Lions Gate Entertainment. The film's soundtrack is by British singer songwriter and guitarist Richard Thompson.