How many bare-handed prime 80s Iron Mike's would you need to take down a full-grown male bear?
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Four or five maybe, depending on how they coordinate their attack. Are they telepathic, being clones, or just individual Mike Tysons who happen to be in the vicinity when the bear presents itself? If a small group of Tysons throw left hooks at the same time to the bear's midsection that's a hell of a lot of force, particularly if they do it while the bear is unawares, like performing some trick for the kiddies or some shizz. Then, when it's bent over, they could unleash uppercuts to its jawline in unison and a few earbites for good measure. I don't know about you, but that'd have to be one hell of a badass bear to take that kind of punishment, like a goddamn Oliver McCall bear.
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Originally posted by Beyonce Bomber View PostFour or five maybe, depending on how they coordinate their attack. Are they telepathic, being clones, or just individual Mike Tysons who happen to be in the vicinity when the bear presents itself? If a small group of Tysons throw left hooks at the same time to the bear's midsection that's a hell of a lot of force, particularly if they do it while the bear is unawares, like performing some trick for the kiddies or some shizz. Then, when it's bent over, they could unleash uppercuts to its jawline in unison and a few earbites for good measure. I don't know about you, but that'd have to be one hell of a badass bear to take that kind of punishment, like a goddamn Oliver McCall bear.
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