How many Mike Tyson's would it take to take down a grizzly bear?

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  • punchr
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    How many Mike Tyson's would it take to take down a grizzly bear?

    How many bare-handed prime 80s Iron Mike's would you need to take down a full-grown male bear?
    Last edited by punchr; 02-23-2016, 04:21 AM.
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      #3
      0.5....basically one hand tied behind his back

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        Four or five maybe, depending on how they coordinate their attack. Are they telepathic, being clones, or just individual Mike Tysons who happen to be in the vicinity when the bear presents itself? If a small group of Tysons throw left hooks at the same time to the bear's midsection that's a hell of a lot of force, particularly if they do it while the bear is unawares, like performing some trick for the kiddies or some shizz. Then, when it's bent over, they could unleash uppercuts to its jawline in unison and a few earbites for good measure. I don't know about you, but that'd have to be one hell of a badass bear to take that kind of punishment, like a goddamn Oliver McCall bear.

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          #5
          Originally posted by !WAR KOVALEV!
          I don't know, man. I don't know. A full grown male bear? Pshhhh

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            LOL, bare handed, against a grown bear.....no matter how many you pick, I'd put my money on the bear by bone crunching mauling.

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              #7
              Originally posted by punchr
              I don't know, man. I don't know. A full grown male bear? Pshhhh
              5 tyson is enough, Leonardo took one out himself.

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                we talking black grizzly polar or panda bear?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Beyonce Bomber
                  Four or five maybe, depending on how they coordinate their attack. Are they telepathic, being clones, or just individual Mike Tysons who happen to be in the vicinity when the bear presents itself? If a small group of Tysons throw left hooks at the same time to the bear's midsection that's a hell of a lot of force, particularly if they do it while the bear is unawares, like performing some trick for the kiddies or some shizz. Then, when it's bent over, they could unleash uppercuts to its jawline in unison and a few earbites for good measure. I don't know about you, but that'd have to be one hell of a badass bear to take that kind of punishment, like a goddamn Oliver McCall bear.
                  Lol this would not work.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by GMAN SUPREME
                    we talking black grizzly polar or panda bear?
                    The biggest, baddest, strongest bear there is. Full grown male.

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