Funny Boxing Quotes

[ShotgunSeanK]

Ali wouldn't have been able to come up with those one-liners off the top of his head. We all know he had a little notepad where he spent ages trying to think up these quotes.

[The Golden Boy]

Here some good ones people:

Don King, on boxing's rating system: "When we started, it was based on lies. It's changing now. There are no secrets in the business. You've got to come with the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. It's becoming very confusing."

Bob Arum, replying to a reporters question. "Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth."

Buddy McGirt, when he was asked by Gil Clancy who would win the up-coming fight between Maurice Blocker and Glenwood Brown he replied: "The black guy."

Joe Frazier, talking to Ken Norton at a social gathering. Frazier: "Hey man, what you been doing?"; Norton: "My wife just had a baby."; Frazier: "Congratulations! Whose baby is it?"

Muhammad Ali, on an upcoming fight with Floyd Patterson: "I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on."
Blackie Sherrod, talking about a heavyweight contender: "He has everything a boxer needs except speed, stamina, a punch, and ability to take punishment. In other words, he owns a pair of shorts."

Max Baer, when asked for his definition of fear: "Standing across the ring from Joe Louis and knowing he wants to go home early."

Enjoy!!! Karma would be appriciated

[J !]

SOME GOOD ONES THERE, I CANT GIVE OUT KARMA AT THE MO BRO HAVE TO WAIT A WHILE!

just come back from oz lovely place!

[Eken]

Joe Frazier, talking to Ken Norton at a social gathering. Frazier: "Hey man, what you been doing?"; Norton: "My wife just had a baby."; Frazier: "Congratulations! Whose baby is it?"

Good one!

[PRboxingfan]

"Got any excuses tonight, Roy? - Tarver (that is an instant classic)

PBF - "I'm going to take you to school."
Henry Bruseles - "I graduated with a 4.0" (thought it was funny)

See my sig for a Lovemore N'Dou quote on Tszyu.

[bonafuwa]

Sugar Ray Leonard after DLH vs Hopkins "You can't send a boy, even a golden one, to do a mans job."

LMAO. So ****ing true!

[jack_the_rippuh]

"Tito is a *****.."

[deuce_drop]

i think it's funny when a boxer ( and there is alot) says after a fight, " that i would like to thank god for being with me tonight , god was in my corner " to me it hillarious cause they just beat the **** out of another man for 1 and 2 god is supposed to love all. why you more than him???? it's funny to me.... probably not to relevant, but still makes me laugh when i hear it....

[fist-of-fury]

Here's a ***el from Big George -

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet.

[fist-of-fury]

Here's another one from Ali D' Greatest -

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.