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Originally posted by PeasantCrusha View PostI am a champion amongst men...Have had my way with life in a way that makes you wish death upon me but, I will never die.
Not shut your tired routine up already you silly confused yellow-shoe wearin, Merengue-dancin, "my great uncle had blue eyes, right mami?" uttering fruitcake. I lord over you with a wit and delivery you can only try in desperation to emulate. You lash out when you should be messaging me asking me for a discount on my new bestseller, "How to be a champion NOW!"
"Tell Louie that when the day of the contest comes, I will be the Daddy" ~ Arnold Schwartzenegger (Pumping Iron 1977)
PR Bastard: Mera papi, ven pa' ca'. tengo un relo chulo que toy' vendiendo.
Normal human: How much?
PR Bastard: Mera, comprame unos loosies y un palo viejo y te lo llevas. Apurate que los guardias andan por ahi yo
Normal human: Lol nah I'm good. Looks cheap
PR Bastard: Oye mera, okay, okay! Mera! No te vayas! Yo! Okay comprame un par de loosies! Toma Toma llevatelo!
Normal human: Haha nah man I'm good lol
PR Bastard: Chacho pero este reloj esta BRUTAL! Mera! Yooo! papa! Okay okay dame un peso! Yoo! Mera! Yoo!
Normal human: I should put some rat poison in a burger and give it to him. Put that waste of life out of its misery.
Normal humans girlfriend: lol stooop! Don't say that! He probably didn't have a father growing up you know?
Normal human: No I don't. I'm a normal human being who was loved and nurtured. Our cat gets more affection than that bum.
Normal humans girlfriend: haha that's so wrong but probably true :/Last edited by Agent Mulder; 12-09-2015, 11:10 AM.
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Originally posted by Agent Mulder View PostTypical transaction with the puerto rican watch selling bastard:
PR Bastard: Mera papi, ven pa' ca'. tengo un relo chulo que toy' vendiendo.
Normal human: How much?
PR Bastard: Mera, comprame unos loosies y un palo viejo y te lo llevas. Apurate que los guardias andan por ahi yo
Normal human: Lol nah I'm good. Looks cheap
PR Bastard: Oye mera, okay, okay! Mera! No te vayas! Yo! Okay comprame un par de loosies! Toma Toma llevatelo!
Normal human: Haha nah man I'm good lol
PR Bastard: Chacho pero este reloj esta BRUTAL! Mera! Yooo! papa! Okay okay dame un peso! Yoo! Mera! Yoo!
Normal human: I should put some rat poison in a burger and give it to him. Put that waste of life out of its misery.
Normal humans girlfriend: lol stooop! Don't say that! He probably didn't have a father growing up you know?
Normal human: No I don't. I'm a normal human being who was loved and nurtured. Our cat gets more affection that that bum.
Normal humans girlfriend: haha that's so wrong but probably true :/
You wish I was anything like the characters you present in your fictitious and poorly written attempt at humor. But please, continue with your video game playing/Newport smoking characters as long as YOU are having fun. Meanwhile, your girl is taking a mean shyt and texting her exBut it's none of my business you yellow shoe lovin, metrosexual lookin, Bachata high pitch note hittin "Aye Aye Aye Amor!"
ahahahahahahaha!
"Een my Conetree we are rich with a maid and everything..." Silly 3rd worlders...Last edited by PeasantCrusha; 12-09-2015, 12:21 AM.
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Originally posted by Agent Mulder View PostTypical transaction with the puerto rican watch selling bastard:
PR Bastard: Mera papi, ven pa' ca'. tengo un relo chulo que toy' vendiendo.
Normal human: How much?
PR Bastard: Mera, comprame unos loosies y un palo viejo y te lo llevas. Apurate que los guardias andan por ahi yo
Normal human: Lol nah I'm good. Looks cheap
PR Bastard: Oye mera, okay, okay! Mera! No te vayas! Yo! Okay comprame un par de loosies! Toma Toma llevatelo!
Normal human: Haha nah man I'm good lol
PR Bastard: Chacho pero este reloj esta BRUTAL! Mera! Yooo! papa! Okay okay dame un peso! Yoo! Mera! Yoo!
Normal human: I should put some rat poison in a burger and give it to him. Put that waste of life out of its misery.
Normal humans girlfriend: lol stooop! Don't say that! He probably didn't have a father growing up you know?
Normal human: No I don't. I'm a normal human being who was loved and nurtured. Our cat gets more affection that that bum.
Normal humans girlfriend: haha that's so wrong but probably true :/Originally posted by PeasantCrusha View PostDidn't read this sop****ric attempt at humor. Shut it... I have smacked you around here now for over 6 months. You are either slow, or glutton for punishment.
You wish I was anything like the characters you present in your fictitious and poorly written attempt at humor. But please, continue with your video game playing/Newport smoking characters as long as YOU are having fun. Meanwhile, your girl is taking a mean shyt and texting her exBut it's none of my business you yellow shoe lovin, metrosexual lookin, Bachata high pitch note hittin "Aye Aye Aye Amor!"
ahahahahahahaha!
"Een my Conetree we are rich with a maid and everything..." Silly 3rd worlders...You fools are killing me
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Originally posted by PeasantCrusha View PostDidn't read this sop****ric attempt at humor. Shut it... I have smacked you around here now for over 6 months. You are either slow, or glutton for punishment.
You wish I was anything like the characters you present in your fictitious and poorly written attempt at humor. But please, continue with your video game playing/Newport smoking characters as long as YOU are having fun. Meanwhile, your girl is taking a mean shyt and texting her exBut it's none of my business you yellow shoe lovin, metrosexual lookin, Bachata high pitch note hittin "Aye Aye Aye Amor!"
ahahahahahahaha!
"Een my Conetree we are rich with a maid and everything..." Silly 3rd worlders...
MANTEEECAAAAAAAA!
MANTE-
MANTE-
MANTEEECAAAAAAAA!
Last edited by Agent Mulder; 12-09-2015, 06:30 AM.
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