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Originally posted by PeasantCrusha View PostI am a champion amongst men...Have had my way with life in a way that makes you wish death upon me but, I will never die.
Not shut your tired routine up already you silly confused yellow-shoe wearin, Merengue-dancin, "my great uncle had blue eyes, right mami?" uttering fruitcake. I lord over you with a wit and delivery you can only try in desperation to emulate. You lash out when you should be messaging me asking me for a discount on my new bestseller, "How to be a champion NOW!"
"Tell Louie that when the day of the contest comes, I will be the Daddy" ~ Arnold Schwartzenegger (Pumping Iron 1977)
PR Bastard: Mera papi, ven pa' ca'. tengo un relo chulo que toy' vendiendo.
Normal human: How much?
PR Bastard: Mera, comprame unos loosies y un palo viejo y te lo llevas. Apurate que los guardias andan por ahi yo
Normal human: Lol nah I'm good. Looks cheap
PR Bastard: Oye mera, okay, okay! Mera! No te vayas! Yo! Okay comprame un par de loosies! Toma Toma llevatelo!
Normal human: Haha nah man I'm good lol
PR Bastard: Chacho pero este reloj esta BRUTAL! Mera! Yooo! papa! Okay okay dame un peso! Yoo! Mera! Yoo!
Normal human: I should put some rat poison in a burger and give it to him. Put that waste of life out of its misery.
Normal humans girlfriend: lol stooop! Don't say that! He probably didn't have a father growing up you know?
Normal human: No I don't. I'm a normal human being who was loved and nurtured. Our cat gets more affection than that bum.
Normal humans girlfriend: haha that's so wrong but probably true :/Last edited by Agent Mulder; 12-09-2015, 11:10 AM.
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Originally posted by Agent Mulder View PostTypical transaction with the puerto rican watch selling bastard:
PR Bastard: Mera papi, ven pa' ca'. tengo un relo chulo que toy' vendiendo.
Normal human: How much?
PR Bastard: Mera, comprame unos loosies y un palo viejo y te lo llevas. Apurate que los guardias andan por ahi yo
Normal human: Lol nah I'm good. Looks cheap
PR Bastard: Oye mera, okay, okay! Mera! No te vayas! Yo! Okay comprame un par de loosies! Toma Toma llevatelo!
Normal human: Haha nah man I'm good lol
PR Bastard: Chacho pero este reloj esta BRUTAL! Mera! Yooo! papa! Okay okay dame un peso! Yoo! Mera! Yoo!
Normal human: I should put some rat poison in a burger and give it to him. Put that waste of life out of its misery.
Normal humans girlfriend: lol stooop! Don't say that! He probably didn't have a father growing up you know?
Normal human: No I don't. I'm a normal human being who was loved and nurtured. Our cat gets more affection that that bum.
Normal humans girlfriend: haha that's so wrong but probably true :/
You wish I was anything like the characters you present in your fictitious and poorly written attempt at humor. But please, continue with your video game playing/Newport smoking characters as long as YOU are having fun. Meanwhile, your girl is taking a mean shyt and texting her exBut it's none of my business you yellow shoe lovin, metro***ual lookin, Bachata high pitch note hittin "Aye Aye Aye Amor!"
ahahahahahahaha!
"Een my Conetree we are rich with a maid and everything..." Silly 3rd worlders...Last edited by PeasantCrusha; 12-09-2015, 12:21 AM.
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Originally posted by Agent Mulder View PostTypical transaction with the puerto rican watch selling bastard:
PR Bastard: Mera papi, ven pa' ca'. tengo un relo chulo que toy' vendiendo.
Normal human: How much?
PR Bastard: Mera, comprame unos loosies y un palo viejo y te lo llevas. Apurate que los guardias andan por ahi yo
Normal human: Lol nah I'm good. Looks cheap
PR Bastard: Oye mera, okay, okay! Mera! No te vayas! Yo! Okay comprame un par de loosies! Toma Toma llevatelo!
Normal human: Haha nah man I'm good lol
PR Bastard: Chacho pero este reloj esta BRUTAL! Mera! Yooo! papa! Okay okay dame un peso! Yoo! Mera! Yoo!
Normal human: I should put some rat poison in a burger and give it to him. Put that waste of life out of its misery.
Normal humans girlfriend: lol stooop! Don't say that! He probably didn't have a father growing up you know?
Normal human: No I don't. I'm a normal human being who was loved and nurtured. Our cat gets more affection that that bum.
Normal humans girlfriend: haha that's so wrong but probably true :/Originally posted by PeasantCrusha View PostDidn't read this sop****ric attempt at humor. Shut it... I have smacked you around here now for over 6 months. You are either slow, or glutton for punishment.
You wish I was anything like the characters you present in your fictitious and poorly written attempt at humor. But please, continue with your video game playing/Newport smoking characters as long as YOU are having fun. Meanwhile, your girl is taking a mean shyt and texting her exBut it's none of my business you yellow shoe lovin, metro***ual lookin, Bachata high pitch note hittin "Aye Aye Aye Amor!"
ahahahahahahaha!
"Een my Conetree we are rich with a maid and everything..." Silly 3rd worlders...You fools are killing me
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Originally posted by PeasantCrusha View PostDidn't read this sop****ric attempt at humor. Shut it... I have smacked you around here now for over 6 months. You are either slow, or glutton for punishment.
You wish I was anything like the characters you present in your fictitious and poorly written attempt at humor. But please, continue with your video game playing/Newport smoking characters as long as YOU are having fun. Meanwhile, your girl is taking a mean shyt and texting her exBut it's none of my business you yellow shoe lovin, metro***ual lookin, Bachata high pitch note hittin "Aye Aye Aye Amor!"
ahahahahahahaha!
"Een my Conetree we are rich with a maid and everything..." Silly 3rd worlders...
MANTEEECAAAAAAAA!
MANTE-
MANTE-
MANTEEECAAAAAAAA!
Last edited by Agent Mulder; 12-09-2015, 06:30 AM.
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