What are these imaginary contracts Khan is always saying he signed?

[Dirk Diggler UK]

I am really starting to wonder if this guy has some mental issues

He wants to be a celebrity and keep his name in the news.

[Beercules]

Writing up those contracts doe.

[Don Pichardo]

Dude is signing off on a bunch of wolf tickets.

[anonymous2.0]

I'm telling you, we can make a Lifetime movie out of Khan where the climax to the movie is the Doctor bursts into Khan's home only to find that Khan is in the middle of negotiations with Floyd or Pac on a landline phone, but the plot twist is the phone is unplugged.

Directed by Christopher Nolan.

[Beercules]

I'm telling you, we can make a Lifetime movie out of Khan where the climax to the movie is the Doctor bursts into Khan's home only to find that Khan is in the middle of negotiations with Floyd or Pac on a landline phone, but the plot twist is the phone is unplugged.

Directed by Christopher Nolan.

[meme_man]

FlatLine
Where you be at

[-MEGA-]

Khan just be drawing some stick figure version of himself with a ak-47 & ninja stars & sign it & then fax it out.

That n!gg@ crazy as f#ck.

[dranoel]

I'm telling you, we can make a Lifetime movie out of Khan where the climax to the movie is the Doctor bursts into Khan's home only to find that Khan is in the middle of negotiations with Floyd or Pac on a landline phone, but the plot twist is the phone is unplugged.

Directed by Christopher Nolan.

[The Ninth Layer]

I would honestly be more surprised if it turned out Khan WASN'T a massive cokehead, given the way he talks about himself. Virgil Hunter's suggested he has some lifestyle issues too.

[-Kev-]

He also claimed to have sparred Andre Ward and took his punches, then Ward himself and Khan's trainer Virgil Hunter had no idea what Khan was talking about and said he never sparred Khan.