Bowel movements in the ring

[Agent Mulder]

I also have my su****ions on a few fights with strange endings-

Duran - SRL 2
DLH - Hopkins


Duran even said he had "stomach cramps", plus the guy was a big gainer between fights, so he could have even been using laxatives to make weight.

Interesting. Could be. Totally possible.

[MentalZero]

i would throw in the towel rather than risk ****ting my self on camera infront of millions of spectators. Just take the 0-1 on the chin and go take a dump in the locker room.

Every fighter should take a **** before a fight, its always better to be safe.

[Zaroku]

That's terrible bro hopefully the vodka ko'd u.

It did but when my wife picked me up at the airport she told me I smelled weird. That **** smell clung to me.

[mezoomozaa]

In adrenaline-rush fight-or-flight situations like boxing match, all your sphincters automatically close, autonomic smooth muscles like urinary bladder's wall relax, your bowel movements slow down to the minimum and almost stop, your saliva dries out, and the blood gushes to skeletal muscles, you would never feel the urgency to pee or po-po.

Human body is a miracle, praise goes to the creator, the only one God.

[SalimShady1212]

Unless you have an upset stomach, adrenaline usually prevents the need or urge to need the toilet.

[SalimShady1212]

In adrenaline-rush fight-or-flight situations like boxing match, all your sphincters automatically close, autonomic smooth muscles like urinary bladder's wall relax, your bowel movements slow down to the minimum and almost stop, your saliva dries out, and the blood gushes to skeletal muscles, you you would never feel the urgency to pee or po-po.

Human body is a miracle, praise goes to the creator, the only one God.

this guy knows wassup

[PunchMeIDareYou]

Hey, sometimes $_hit happens

[Zaroku]

A buddy of mine, who used to rob banks with guns told me that he always had to take a massive dump before a job.

My dogs, when they get too excited sometimes pinch a loaf. Check your facts.

[CJRock]

I heard you were the big heavyweight who caught the bodyshot.

You heard wrong then

[Real King Kong]

A buddy of mine, who used to rob banks with guns told me that he always had to take a massive dump before a job.

My dogs, when they get too excited sometimes pinch a loaf. Check your facts.

Well my buddy who used to rob banks with nunchucks didn't. Your story reminds me of an old sopranos episode.