Bowel movements in the ring

[Luilun]

Serious question. What if a guy drinks a bunch of coffee or something before going into the ring which is normal for a lot of guys to get amped up and they have to pee or worse yet get the Hershey squirts? Or if they were a little ill day of the fight. Sick to their stomach.

This ain't football or basketball where you can call time out and get out of the ring and relieve yourself in the locker room. Must you just shat your pants??

Take a leak before the bout if you can't hold your piss for an hour than have your prostrate checked
Pesto bismo

[killakali]

Lmaoooo disgusting

[CJRock]

The story goes in Ft Worth Tx at the State Golden Gloves a few years ago a big heavyweight got caught with a huge body shot next thing we see is a turd drop from his trunks. Ref stop contest & said to guys corner " Pick that up & dispose of it" Cornerman said " No way I'm not touching it" LOL Fighter had to pick it up himself using a paper towel LOL Don't know what the corner did with it but Fighter went on & won the fight

[jaded]

Take a leak before the bout if you can't hold your piss for an hour than have your prostrate checked
Pesto bismo

I had my prostrate checked last year...I asked the Dr if that was his finger or if he pulled a switchie on me. He wasn't amused and i think he ended the exam abruptly...I mean he barely gave me enough time to get a semi. Some Dr's have no sense of humour.

[Sroey]

I had my prostrate checked last year...I asked the Dr if that was his finger or if he pulled a switchie on me. He wasn't amused and i think he ended the exam abruptly...I mean he barely gave me enough time to get a semi. Some Dr's have no sense of humour.

Hahaha.

Didn't Clottey blame a stomach bug/ bad guts on his loss to Pacman? Not a lot you can do in that situation, half your concentration would be on not dropping an A-bomb in front of millions...

[Ray Corso]

Conn. State Championship Amatuers I had a friends fighter **** his trunks as the first round ended. He had been sick for a day or two but no fevers or chills or sweats so he fought. My buddy Bill yelled to me for help, I took the kids robe wrapped it around his waist and dropped his trunks then his protector then his "jockey shorts" loaded up!!!!!!! hahaha!
Well HIS trainer did the deed, we stoled a second or two extra as everyone in the crowd got a big laugh out of it.
The kid won the title bout so it wasn't as embarassing as it could have been.

Ray

[North Star]

How do you think Andrade got his nickname?

[The plunger man]

i almost dropped a brown fudger in my shorts when I was boxing as an amateur a few years back......made a mistake and ate 3 hours before I due to step in the ring.....courtesy of a big right to the side of my guts and I felt movement...lucky enough I managed to get the gates shut.....but Jesus almost.......could never have lived it down me dropping a brown scud mid fight ...never eat before a fight no matter how hungry you are....lol

[PAC-BOY]

I was driving home and really had to go so that feeling provoked me to think of this question.

the worst thing in the world is having to shlt in the car while driving home. lol Ive shlt off the intestate before. Almost went to jail for it lol. Luckly the cop thought it was funny.

[Zaroku]

Barely bro

I sat next to this older man, 11 hr non stop flight from LA to Tokyo, he shat his depends undergarments, and I had to smell that rotten guts old man crap for the rest of the flight. He changed them I guess, but it was a nightmare. The stewdess was cool and gave me 5 lil vodka bottles, but that was messed up.

The second worst part of it, is a few of the passengers were blaming me for that foul smell.
I heard a few Japanese dudes saying that it was me, that I was shameless, and dirty.